Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…

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“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and wouldn’t lose any voters, ok? It’s, like, incredible.” — Donald Trump

Jonestown’s pension fund is definitely in the black.

Other cults are also cheaper than therapy and help you drink less (since once you are in a cult, your first drink will probably be the only drink you will ever need again....)

Absolutely not. If you are a cyclist, then this experience will be as alien to you as using one of those weird elliptical-jogger-scooters.

No. It was Ralph Nader supporters and their “There is no difference between Bush and Gore!!” whining that pushed the election to Bush.

$50 million and that’s what Cleveland goes with?

Those are Latex-Free, I hope? Trump has a very sensitive butthole, although rest assured- it is HUGE.

I’m still about 50/50 that when he gets to the podium to formally accept the GOP nomination at the convention, he’ll just say “fuck it” and walk off the stage. I really, truly believe that this can happen in real life.

Oh my GOD that’s what she needs to do to beat Trump. Like, literally, when she debates him, she needs to say, “So what if I’m a bitch. At least I’m not an idiot, and I’m wearing less makeup than this ass clown over here.” SHE WILL WIN BY A LANDSLIDE.

I had an encounter with one of them recently. A glance at her facebook revealed a white girl with bindis, hennah tattoos on her hands that one would usually see only for special occasions in India, a fierce belief that vaccines are evil, white girl dreds, every form of cultural appropriation you could imagine, every…

Well here is one that went to law school that doesn’t concede his brilliance. My con law professor was a former clerk and he didn’t concede his brilliance either. You can also read the Salon article by law professor Paul Campos titled “

Then we could put them on roller skates and change the venue to an indoor oval track.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

Pi would like a word with you out in the parking lot.