I just wish they could have kept the cute face of the NA or NB rather than this go with this aggression thing. That’s really what prevents me from thinking about trading in my MSM for one of these.

It seems much much more scary than it really is. But, then, since undergrad, I’ve only lived in NYC and the Bay Area, and do math / computer science stuff: more tolerant places and fields.

But I really do know how you feel—I felt completely overwhelmed by the prospect of transition and the loss of status I was certain…

I was feeling giddy enough after a concert to just hit it over the long bridge because there was no one on the road. I got up to about 125 before I thought better and calmed down. But that felt terrifying and wonderful in my tiny top-down convertible.

It is true that I am silently passing over your brethren and sistren who have been steamed to death in gently salted water and then drowned in butter, who have been casually drenched in olive oil and cilantro and then tossed on top of the toothy bed of linguine and garlic slices, who have joined their potato friends…

Clams are neither proud, nor ashamed. Clams are happy.

You should try it. There is no easier way to find out.

You are a clam.

Nadered. Emmett Lathrop “Doc” Brown, Ph.D is going to nader us with his war boys. You will think, oh well, how bad can this really be? Trump is more of an idiot than a monster, right?

And then it will get worse. And you will think, well, it just cannot get any worse. And then it will get worse. And then you will think,…

Yes

The drivers should all be carrying sawed-off shotguns as well, and making liberal use of them. Oh! And let’s not forget the blood bags! WITNESS ME!

Oh no!

That’s not an easy choice. But, fortunately, we don’t have to worry.

Isn’t it obvious?

Ugh. U2 were always so ... boring? mundane? awful?.

Pi was his second best film. But it did not have ass-to-ass.

Trash Humpers. Never forget.

Philistine.