Rams QB Kellen Clemens on Seahawks strong safety Kam Chancellor

Go Hawks!

Browner just took himself out of the game:-S

What would be interesting about the duration is, how long the average visitor spends looking for an adequate video, and how long he or she spends getting off. Japan being on the bottom of the duration stats could mean what everybody is suspecting, that they are a bit eager, but the US time maybe just shows that they…

I knew that. I built my windsurfboard around a core of baby blue styrofoam. Weighs a ton.

Xperia Z1? Xperia Z Ultra?

With absolute power comes great ... funding.

note to self: Tara, from Boise, Idaho (thankfully there were just 2 photos where that one came from, and I had enough self-control do not keep looking; I am proud of myself;-) )

Oh, that sucks. I mean, where is the fun in provoking the Jezebels if they don't react?

oh yes, she does! But of course [boobs!] I also [boobs!] appreciate her [boobs!] for her [boobs!] personality and [boobs!] intelligence.

Yeah, let them drop like 5 runts before they realize it's too late to call the body snark police and they have to wear sweat pants for the rest of their lives. (I wonder where all the Jezebel's are at. Probably they don't dig that deep into threads...)

Beyoncé? Yawn.

I could settle for that. So, what's next on the list for professional misogynists like us?

When have women not body-shamed themselves? Ever?

Yup, just my panic attack from this morning: I was supposed to play guitar on the steps in front of a big building (the steps were leading up to the whole thing, so it was more like a stage) but when it was my turn, I couldn't find the guitar so I went looking, panickily (that sounds strange, but the adjective is…

Par for the course, at least. It is not a requirement to be crazy on Gizmodo, but it sure helps.

You did not expect to mention panic attacks on Gizmodo and get away with it, did you? So, I'll bite: what are those attacks about?

well, next time use it in the right order: girlfriend first, and then pray your wife doesn't find out.

The only person on a plane allowed to chat on the phone should be me. You are welcome.

ok, well I take your word for it then. All the cars I have known stink. Well, maybe you wouldn't call it "stink", it's probably more a matter of perception.
And, as for the proper care taken of my car: If (and that's a big "if") I had a car, it would be supposed to take me from A to B and not break down while doing so.…

If they are already stupid enough to be parking their cars in their living room, I'd say no longer than 25 minutes. Money does not buy intelligence.