U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

If you spent $5,000 on this Blair-Witch Project looking bag,you won’t have any money left to go shopping,so...mission accomplished,I guess?

Hope you can find someone who will sit in a room with you willingly for 5 minutes let alone get married to your basement dwelling ass. I'd continue this battle of wits with you but I can see your unarmed.

How long does everyone want to actually live? I mean I don’t want to work past tomorrow, let alone the next 35 years I’m slated for. My plan is to retire at 65, have a modest retirement and die. I don’t need to be 200 years old.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

I saw him being interviewed, tonight, and I ain’t even mad, anymore. Imma just let him and Michael go off into the sunset on their high-note. Twas a beautiful thing.

Lochte’s affable, energetic, cute and dim. It should be obvious he’s just completing his transition to golden retriever.

I don’t see anything in their responses that was unreasonable. You did crash their brand new model, and didn’t want to encourage people to work on them their-selves due to possible litigation. You’re wanting an apology, yet you’re the whole reason that this has happened. Swallow your pride and be humble, this really…

Your time has come, O patient one.

where was Alexander the Great’s kingdom? if 1997's end of rental agreement for Hong Kong counted as the last vestige of the BE, then a short lived empire that spanned much of Asia minor should still count.

MELTING MY GODDAMN BRAIN PLZ HELP SEND VODKA.

Fish equips Armor of Phylum Cnidaria. Gains +40 Defense

Pictured: Plastic Ruler. Rock shown for scale.

It looks like a plastic ruler to me.

The temperatures under the ice aren’t freezing. That’s sort of the point. Gravitational stress from Jupiter flexes its moons and keeps them geologically active, which is why at least a couple of them (Europa and Ganymede) have oceans under the ice.

Someone REALLY didn’t think out this statement well, did they?

I guess I don’t understand the concept of a ‘production aircraft’. I thought it meant an aircraft that was produced, i.e. multiple copies were made to be sold. I don’t believe this is the case with Lilienthal.

Michael Phelps: Mooo-oo-oo-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaah!