I was going to say if the she is Klingon, but Grinch just about nails it. But maybe she was a Klingon in heat? I keep forgetting the correct term for that, (maybe the native Klingon speakers here on the site could help me out with that one) but as far as I remember that is a pretty fearsome state and not to be dealt…

I got a MagSafe cable from alibaba.com for 9 euros, plus shipping (ballpark 5 euros to Europe). They sell knock-off Apple AC adapters with MagSafe included at dealextreme for something like 25 bucks. I have asked them if they could just sell the MagSafe cable, but they haven't gotten back to me on that one (that was…

couldn't resist the gasoline reference...

operative word here being "laptop", because the thingy from the photo doesn't even do laptops.

I was the only guy in the mezcal drinking club in Puerto Escondido, Oaxaca (the state where Mezcal comes from, I've been told) who never got one of those red wristbands (the ones that are usually around the bottleneck, the guy who eats the worm gets to wear them). To this day I don't know how I ever managed to avoid…

ay, so kewt.

just about bloody time. AAPL suing the pants off everybody else just is not the right way. Of course, they are traumatized by Windows gaining the upper hand on them in the OS race by copying the Finder, mouse and windows back in the wee days of home computing, but it's not as if Apple invented that entirely on their…

don't let your wife (nor your as of now unborn kids) ever know the part about the hating, I'd suggest.

well, some people might have had some DNA-swapping with the Papilloma-virus...

"entertaining" is the operative word.

ummm, and how are we exactly going to fix that maturity and responsibility problem? Apparently, the people who tried in 2005 failed resoundingly.

thanks for jumping on the pun. I was awfully proud of that.

"contraception, whether it's the life-saving HPV vaccine or Plan B". You might want to rephrase that. It reads as if the HPV vaccine is actually a contraceptive measure. That could start an internet legend for stupid people.

DId I drop through a wormhole and land back in the dark ages of the Bush administration? Did Obama not happen? What more proof do people need for the stupidity of abstinence and moral education than the 2005 rise quoted by you, Kirsten? Men just can't keep it in their pants and women are just as keen to oblige, like…

"so only addressing one half of this issue isn't a solution" - but it's a solution to this one half.

now, the only problem is: why would I want to swallow a condom?

if you're so dead-set against kids, why not do a vasectomy? Can be tricky finding a doc, depending on your age, but if you stay on the ball, it should not be a problem.

try saying that on Jezebel. Over here you just get my frown.

you just couldn't resist that, could you? :-D

Well, same over here in Portugal for blood donation. I'm 0-, doing competitive sports on a good level (if masters world championships in swimming count), but admitted that my recent (heterosexual) relation was more recent than 6 months. Well, if they don't want my juice, I can sure as hell do without their breads with…