I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

I remember being required to eat a hotdog at a family cookout when I was maybe 7ish. I took one bite, and spat it onto an ant mound. There is something really disturbing about the texture of hot dogs. Just say no.

Their fur is extremely thick, so I doubt the skin gets much exposure to the chlorine. As for bleaching their fur, I had dark blond hair as a kid and spent hours in the pool five days a week in the summer. It took at least a month for the chlorine to have a noticeable effect, and that only if the lifeguards were…

I trust no yogurt take that is not brought to me by HamNo.

Um, where do you live? I’m in central tx and this sounds like a recipe for heat exhaustion to me. Particularly the car thing. It hit 102 on thursday, and that car spends all day while I’m at work in an unshaded lot, so the internal temp is about 10 degrees hotter. Sure, windows down helps and I do that the minute I…

Jesus. Last week at the gas station I bought the two lone star tallboys the homeless guy behind me was holding, just because I’d had a shitty day and wanted to do something nice for someone and then never have to see them again. The cashier just told me I was a kind lady. Don’t concern-troll charity practiced by…

I went to high school with a kid with no arms. He both ate and wrote with his feet, and he didn’t need to sit on the table or anything either. In fact I have many vivid memories of him leaning back his chair in the cafeteria, keeping his balance with one foot propped on the table while using the other to hold his…

Did your top stay tied around your neck the whole time, or did you lose completely? Did he keep his hands over your breasts for the rest of the ride? What happened when it was over?? I have SO many questions about this story!

Venture Bros: I don’t think the last season was bad, it just didn’t go deep enough. 8 episodes is not a VB season. If they ever make another, they need to really commit to it again.

I’ve never brewed with cherries, but I have a hard time believing it could have gone to vinegar in less than a year. Did you rack it at any point? If you left the sediment in that whole time, I can see that just giving you a sour-ass batch of cider.

woo-hoo!

can I get an update on this? I am genuinely curious about the fate of this cider.

Is it Slutsky? There’s a client at my job with that last name, and she is the angriest, meanest, most suspicious person I have ever met. I almost find it understandable, though, given the name.

Right? I do feel kind of conflicted - I wasn’t going to let that cat starve to death, nor were most of the other people living in the house (it was one of those enormous old houses that was remodeled into apartments) - but on the other hand, that asshole probably still thinks that he kept a cat healthy on a vegan diet…

I had a neighbor who kept a “vegan cat” when I was in college. I fed that cat meat on the sly. So did most of the other neighbors - we actually had an informal rota. No wonder the vet visits turned out fine.

*waves a slime-covered tentacle*

No. You fill up a glass with ice to the brim, fill with water, swirl, and chug that.

Decorative pillows have always had a very “your boyfriend’s mom” vibe about them to me (with all respect to all boyfriends’ moms, you’ve all been lovely). Just a kind of uncomfortable chintziness that I’ve never seen the point of. Also, they always seem to be made of some material that could skin your elbow if you…

I don’t care about popsicles one way or the other, but the author is insane because ice cream is the worst summer dessert. After you eat ice cream, you immediately have to drink two glasses of water to clear the stickiness in normal temperatures. If it’s hot outside, that goes up. Basically, if you consume ice cream…