I love it when that happens. I bought Passion Pit’s Gossamer on vinyl when it came out and now that’s a $100+ buy online. It makes me feel vindicated in my taste!

My dad types exactly like that. Also, let me tell you how he’s been opening up new tabs!

I’m slightly afraid that David Hogg is going to be involved in some horrible industrial accident in a few years and become Two-Face.

This is... interesting to me. I am a very organized person. Given proper motivation (money, someone to help or impress), my organization drive can jump tall buildings. What would you pay for someone to come over and organize you? Also, what is your situation that needs organizing? I mean, are you talking just…

Right? That way you can control your leftovers situation. I didn’t eat those twenty dollar-coin-size chunks of green pepper because I didn’t want them. Do not send them home with me so I can refrigerate them for three days before tossing them.

I think I may be a dead end, because babies repulse me - no maternal instincts at all.

I have the same emotional response to black bears as cute dogs (I wanna cuddle it).

When does this flip, and a vacation with your parents is not a vacation - it’s a trip where you take care of your parents? I think it happened sometime around sixteen with me. I assume other people with less needy parents might hit a sweet spot in their 20s where everything is chill and everyone can relax together.

okay, nothing that happens in a direct-to-dvd sequel is canon, or really should ever be acknowledged at all.

A review of the tape shows that the deal is she would become a human, so never mind. Poor thing, that first period must have been a game-changer.

I think Ariel’s lack of genitals would be a bigger problem. I know Ursula magically gives her legs, but that deal never mentioned a uterus and I don’t see the sea-witch giving out freebies.

The only time my father has ever mentioned menstruation to me was when he sat me and my sister down and explained to us, in graphic detail, what would happen to the septic system if we flushed tampons.

“Story Time” serves to indicate that you are about to tell a personal anecdote that is tangentially but not directly related to the subject of the original article or post. So people who are only interested in the precise topic of the article know to skip, and those who are down with rambling narrative can ready the…

I thought it was pretty clear that Rory is both upset that Lorelai made this big decision without consulting her, and also thinks that marrying Christopher is just a really bad decision. It’s been awhile, but I seem to remember that as Rory gets older, her opinion of her father drops precipitously.

Butter spoils. It can live at room temp for maybe three or four days before you get that distinct rancid butter smell. Everyone else on this thread either eats an absurd amount of butter, or they place a small quantity (2 tablespoons?) in butter dish to be left out and replenish that regularly.

I saw that happen a few weeks ago! I live in an apartment building that backs up to a small creek. I like to have a smoke back there before work. So I sauntered around the corner at 7:30am and startled the shit out of a small brown hawk that was perched on a tree branch overhanging the creek, eyeballing this oblivious…

About a month ago, my boyfriend (of five years) and I went out to lunch after a somewhat tense morning. We weren’t fighting, but neither of us was best pleased with the other. This clearly came across to the waitress, because when she came to pick up the plates, she immediately offered separate checks. I told her one…

I mean... it’s just inevitably going to happen, especially when you’re a teenager and your cycle is irregular. I’ve slept in beds stained with immodest amounts of wet blood on a few unfortunate occasions.

Once, when I was in high school, I was walking the dog alone at twilight when I noticed that a passing truck had slowed down considerably as it passed me. Kinda creepy, but whatever. They made it to a stop sign, stopped for longer than was needed, then reversed back down the street towards me. Two guys in their…

Lots of people love absurdly outdated technology that still works. My parents have a tv from the 70s in their bedroom that I have literally claimed after they die. There is no remote, you change the channels by pushing buttons (I think there are 18 total) and change volume by twirling a knob. The screen isn’t much…