Given your username, this comment is pretty ironic.

Let’s face it, that necklace was last worn by a priestess about to sacrifice a virgin on top of a pyramid. Probably with a matching spangly knife.

In the time since leaving that comment, I did a test run on crutches to my car to see how that would go. Had to sit down and rest once on the way there, once on the way back, and got dangerously wobbly several times (my boyfriend hovering one foot away at all time, terrified I would fall). I then came in and ordered…

I broke my foot last night. It is seriously the worst. I can put absolutely no pressure on it. I’ve been scooting around the apartment with my knee on a rolly chair, but soon I will have to man up and figure out crutches.

Do you like her as an actress? My thoughts were simply that Delevigne actually looks like Barbie, has minimal acting talent, and thus is willing to take a “pretty-girl” role in a second-tier movie when it offers itself to her.

Too big time. Cara Delavigne?

The first time I called my mom “mother” I was 13 and royally pissed about the way she’d been acting to some girl working at Target. “Mother” is the child equivelent of calling your kid by their first and middle name together.

I just had a horrifying thought about a dystopian world where you can get prostitutes to go, and they are all named McKayla, or McLauren, or McAshley or similar.

Yeah, I really had no opinion on Barron’s possible autism until this firestorm of a response. I’d now guess that he is on the spectrum, and Melania has been refusing to admit that anything could be “wrong” with her perfect boy his whole life, but at the back of her mind she can’t quite put the thought out of her…

My family is like this, I suppose because the assumption is that getting someone a great present means that you both care about them AND pay attention what they like/are interested in. My boyfriend never buys his parents christmas/birthday/mother or fathersday gifts and it blows my mind. They just have different ways…

I genuinely enjoy giving gifts too, but this is limited to my parents, sister and brother-in-law, and boyfriend. Parents each get one nice thing, sister and her husband get one joint nicer thing, bf gets a bunch of things because I have to spoil someone.

SLOW UP!

Huh. Always thought Connie Willis was a Brit.

The squeaking sounds are their last terrified gasps. They add an extra savor.

almost too funny too oppose.

yeah, I think those are inappropriate too.

Very true.

Hmm. I’m an atheist and am usually on the side of smug assholes, but I’m fine with regulations against religiously charged license plates. No IM GOD, but also no REPENT. Just no license plates that go out of the way to antagonize other drivers.

My father told me that halved pears with a giant dollop of mayo in the middle was a standard dessert at his elementary school in the fifties. He said as a kid, he was convinced that the very first thing the lunch ladies did when they got to work in the mornings was make this dish, so the mayo would have time to…

My family normally starts between 1-2. When I’ve eaten with other families, anywhere between 1-4 seems common. So while starting at 4 may be slightly later than usual, I have never heard of anyone, anywhere, having Thanksgiving Brunch!