Awful, but that is to be expected, as I am lactose intolerant and fond of pizza. Someday, I will get up the nerve to submit the Siberian Diarrhea March to Drew.

thank you

thanks

you rang?

Yeah, my boyfriend thinks this is unfortunate, but he doesn’t really take it personally. Men.

Hopefully he did it so he can sort out your very messed up tree lights situation.

I was mostly astonished to find myself in agreement with Jordan Sargent, the guy who wrote that one article outing a private citizen that caused a commenter explosion and grown man who had never eaten a banana

Does it piss you off when people spell your name “Madeline”? I am a three E Madeleine as well and there is no quicker way onto my shitlist.

Once, when my bf and I were living with his parents during the traditional postgrad-no job year, we came upon a beautiful and apparently little known nature spot. A small, isolated valley deep within a park. A little stream wound through it. The grass was green, the trees were lofty, the air smelled fresh. In short,…

Okay, someone is certainly claiming this happened to her, at the behest of Trump’s campaign, for the explicit purpose of being proved a fraud. But this is an identity concocted for the media. I was saying there is no Johnson/Doe in the same sense that there is no JT Leroy.

All of those things except the open-face sandwich are rolls. If it does not contain two separate pieces of bread, it is not a sandwich.

This story is fake, probably planted by the Trump campaign to discredit the women who were genuinely assaulted. Johnson/Doe does not exist.

The Pence VP announcement reminded me strongly of a time when I was eight and my best friend announced that I wasn’t her best friend anymore, Lauren was now her best friend.

They could do it in tiny font like those tees that list every single person in the junior state orchestra league or whatever. I would probably buy it.

Frankly, Ben, I think this is the least you can do for the women of America after that shit-show in Silver Lake.

I think the logic is genuinely: There was recently a very popular novel that featured a woman enjoying rough sex. A lot of women apparantly read and enjoyed this book, at least enough to get a film made.

Goyle survives the books, so Goyle. Maybe Goyle also paints self-portraits after the second war, who knows.

I think to become president/first lady, you basically have to be a Slytherin. Even morons like GWB. There were dumb Slytherins, they just attached themselves to smarter people and got power that way.

My older sis got married after two years of dating that was mostly long-distance and one year where they lived in the same city but not together. He was in school to be a Unitarian minister while they were dating, they married shortly before he qualified. Two years and one major geographical move later, she wants a…

It was mediocre. I have no idea why it took off the way it did. Neither the writing nor the plot were more than fine.