What’s up, App State? Except I went to UNCA, but I think we always considered each other cousins, especially in the granola-hippie vibe department ;)

I have to know... what if you have a whole series with different colored spines? Do you break the series up???

To shock a pool is throw a big-ass batch of chlorine in it to kill anything living. It’s what you do after anyone bleeds or shits in a pool. Plus removing the shit, of course.

It’s not childish for you to be hurt, because she’s blowing you off, but she’s blowing you off for a reason.

I would fucking kill a co-worker to have my own printer. No more awkward lingering in the printing room while I wait for my 200 sheets of paper. No more uncomfortable small talk with that guy who is technically in your department but you only see in the printer room.

Brine it, and brine it for like a whole day. Otherwise chicken breasts will always be too dry.

I have a recurring dream that I have to go back to my highschool because I failed an english class. I graduated from college three years ago.

This happened to me once, but with a sink, and I don’t think anyone believes me,

I can kill other bugs with aplumb, and I rather like spiders once I’ve verified that aren’t poisonous, but roaches turn me into a basketcase. I once spent three nights on my parent’s sofa because I knew there was a roach in my room. I had to get a friend over on saturday to help me locate and eradicate it. Turned out…

Once, while I was brushing my teeth, an enormous one crawled out of the overflow drainage hole thing of the sink I was using. I watched it happen in the mirror, not understanding at first what that weird movement in the reflection was, and then the full horror was suddenly unleashed on me, both in reflection and…

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME TOO. Everyone says, “Oh, they can’t hurt you”, but I had one come at me like it had a plan.

Sometimes they are not only nonchalant, they are fucking aggressive. Once, going to the bathroom in the middle of the night in my parents house in Austin, I flipped on the lights and the biggest goddam cockroach I have ever seen - and I have seen many - took flight directly towards my face. I slammed the door and the…

Every time I hear that phrase, I think “Rise again and do what, exactly?” Economically speaking, what with the boom of the Sunbelt and the decline of industry in the north, the south has already risen again. So what else are we talking about here?

Probably no women’s sports at all, because even small breasts need support. They kind of go rogue if left unsupervised. I’m trying to imagine competing in a swimming race nude, and I can very easily see how I could get hit in the eye by my own nip during a flipturn.

I kinda feel for West Virginia here? It’s not a state with history of racism - they seceded from Virginia rather than secede from the Union - and it is also very poor. Basically the only thing of value West Virginia produces is coal, and Clinton has been pretty clear that she would like to shut down the coal industry.…

I learned to swim really young, so it’s hard for me break down swimming form into component parts. I think what I want to say is: the kick and the pull are a balancing act. In order to get the most distance out of your glide, your arms should be in a tight streamline, chin tucked, eyes locked on the bottom of the…

You need to drill, if you aren’t already. Instead of trying to go straight to breaststroke, spend a few sessions swimming with a three-to-one kick-pull ratio. You have to practice until that kicking motion works for you.

Since Dubya is known by the phonetic spelling of his middle initial, can we start calling this one Pee?

m&m varieties, ranked:

I think we love her for this because its refreshing and almost shocking to see someone showing such whole-hearted and unironic enthusiasm about the Rio Olympics, which have been basically continually shitted on for more than a year now.