This is, and I can’t believe I’m saying this again, very obviously three kids stacked on top of each other under a trench coat.

Please stop slandering neanderthals.

Do y’all think Goop has the slightest idea how few 25 years olds are pulling in six figure salaries?

Hands up everyone who has worked for some kind of publically accessible computer lab! Hands up everyone who dealt with multiple complaints about weird dudes furtively masturbating in public places!!

My parents were hipsters before hipsters existed and only had public access tv when I was a kid. The one thing that made long-ass friday evening trips to my grandparents house tolerable was the knowledge that I would be able to watch My Little Pony cartoons the next morning.

Its really creepy beause if you just focus on the place where her arm meets her torso, it looks like that is her shoulderbone, on her back. But then it merges into her breastbone. Aaaaarrrgh! Back to front arm!

I actually roasted a goose last christmas! It was delicious and I ended up with a like 3 cups of goose fat. I keep meaning to do something with that stuff. I didn’t do the ladling, though, I bought a cheap broiler pan that was big enough to handle all the liquid.

How is duck/goose shit so oily? I swear, the ones at the local pond eat nothing but the stale bread fed to them by delighted six-year-olds. And yet, if you tread in it, it’s like you stepped in olive oil. Where does all that fat come from?

...but that’s how you got rid of Ralon...

If it is tomato, he’s slipping. Way too obvious.

fyi, trash panda is a reddit joke, so if you don’t like them, you might not want to.

Octo, no! I thought we were mutually standing for cephalopods on this board! I didn’t know you were a trash panda...

Swiddleston!

I think I might be your dog.

The power of childhood trauma means that is the kind of detail you never forget. I remember precisely what the hideous bathing suit I had to wear on a girl scout camping trip at age nine looked like: a neon orange tankini with a gauzy little skirt with really ugly little flower-things on it.

I live in Austin. A prison that does not provide AC is torturing the inmates. Confining someone to a small, un-airconditioned space in an environment where highs hit at least 90 June through October is torture.

You are just a nice person . And you’ve pulled me from the greys, or commented on my grey comments many times. That’s a very nice thing to do.

Tina talks to everyone, regardless of grey caste-status. That is why we love her so.

Jesus, Octo. Fuck those people, they are terrible.

*shrug*