The victorious will probably be aroused, but maybe not for a day or so after the match. They’ll be tired.

It’s the way he chose to erase himself from physical interaction with anyone other than her that gets me down. It makes him seem so broken.

Oh no, I feel really bad for him. He was just a kid when this started. The “creep” part came from the descriptions of the husband, who couldn’t figure out the mysterious noises, vanishing items, etc. He must have been creeped out.

I mean, if you live in their attic and only see them for sex, would you really call that socializing?

trying to imagine what kind of life that kid led that made him decide that being the super-creep version of boo radley (now comes with sex!) was a good option.

Kenneth Branagh seems like a great choice to direct Murder on the Orient Express. But... Kenneth Branagh as Hercule Poirot?

Right, like... is there something we aren’t being told? Because if this woman somehow knows for sure that her niece has never been molested by the brother-in-law, then why tell her now? Why would that guy suddenly attempt to assault his adult daughter after never doing such a thing before? If there’s someone who…

Apparantly they are now allowed Pygmy Puffs, since Ginny got one in HBP. I would totally take a Pygmy Puff. I knew that off the top of my head. I’m sorry I’m such a nerd.

I bet we’re storing one ton of assault rifles in washington’s head.

Greater than Lassie? I feel like Lassie has had more cultural impact.

Liar. Athena never had kids.

You temporarily forgot one of the primary laws of the internet: until proven otherwise, assume everyone is snarking, always.

That explains a lot about the way you turned out ;)

What’s wrong with the old fashioned way? Take the desired body parts from the three people in question, stitch ‘em together, animate on a slab during a thunderstorm and BAM! Plus, you get to skip the irritating baby stage.

superdelegates can’t melt steel beams, guys. It’s all a conspiracy!

That was such a good bad movie.

Once I was taking a bite of salad, and underneath my forkful, there was a soggy, dead, moth. This wasn’t even at a restaurant, it was a home-cooked meal prepared by my normally very careful mother.

a family friend, when discussing his divorce and subsequent remarriage to his wife of 20-odd years: “The divorce didn’t take”.

Our couch, that art in the living room

Unfair comparison because Bertie was such a moron. Hugh Laurie basically concentrated on looking like a startled labrador for the entire show. And that was perfect.