I actually like the shoes too. But the jacket is ugly.

Two drunk: when you are drunk enough for two people. Never a good omen.

Girl, jackets zip, shoes buckle.

A lifetime of competitive swimming followed by lifeguarding has ruined me for two-piece suits. I look at them and am like: “you know your boobs are going to pop out of that the first time you do a pull-out, right? And god forbid you have to haul a toddler out of the undertow from the slides.”

This has to be deliberately tone-deaf to create controversy, yes? Women are not in any way similar to endangered big cats.

hidden from roommates?

Those shelving units that lady has are not bookshelves. Bookshelves are 90% books, minimum.

Most normal park day: mosquitoes, grass just slightly too damp to comfortably sit on, a couple bands of teenagers badly hiding their weed smoking, you forgot to bring a knife or any napkins, and the bathroom is like half a mile away.

darleeeeeeeene!

I... I definitely thought you were saying you were a prostitute before I got it.

Party, could you go next door and borrow 2 cups from the neighbors?

*Shrug*

Indeed. His story is clearly meant to imply that this was spontaneous, though, that’s what I take issue with.

He absolutely came prepared, that’s what annoyed me. He phrases his story as if he came to visit the musuem in total good faith. Then he saw some visitors admiring what he considered to be “unimpressive” art and on the spur of the moment, decided to conduct an experiment, which proved exactly what he wanted it to:…

Do 17 year olds have reading glasses? I thought if you needed vision correction at that age, it was normally because your sight was genuinely bad.

I think if you are reviewing a musician solely on the quality of their music, you are correct.

I call bullshit on this being spontaneous, at the very least. No one with real vision problems puts their glasses on the floor for strangers to step on/remove.

The level of insanity to not only keep the original mistakenly enormous pig, but to go out and deliberately buy another so it can have a friend is blowing my mind.

Double was an exaggeration. But the price bump for a two bedroom is out of all proportion to the extra floor space.

Rent here isn’t as out of control as it is in other up-and-coming cities. It IS expensive, but that’s kind of offset by the fact that 1) there are jobs here and 2) they pay better than similar positions in smaller towns.