I love that dumb song, but that line baffles me every time. Like, why would it matter if I had a twin? They way you’re phrasing this implies that my nonexistant twin is inherently more desirable. I don’t get it. Screw you, Drake.

Personally, I think the key to a lot of health problems is stamping out mosquitoes. They do absolutely no good to anyone except crazed theme park investors trying to regenerate dinosaurs. The bats and frogs will just have to live on flies.

yo, that was pretty weird, but we’re back in the club.

Thanks for that pic. I didn’t really want to eat today anyway.

I see her wanting to outsource any and all physical contact :(

I’m betting on Heidi recruiting and paying these women.

I hear what you’re saying, but beneath the success and beauty, your friend was still a kid. Sounds like she was dealing pretty well, but as a 15 year old, your first experience with romance and relationships should not be with someone a decade your senior. All the professional experience in the world doesn’t magically…

Awwww, does kitty solve mysteries and wear stylish flapper gear too?

If netflix made a show based on Donnie Darko it would feature those kids.

Because the good ol’ boy system means they can keep moving their former members into positions of financial, political, and social prominence, and the alums protect and perpetuate the system. They don’t give a shit what anyone thinks, because they don’t have to.

Schrodinger’s Hamlet: Inside of an ongoing play is a Dane who may or may not be insane. Both states are equally likely until a literature professor analyzes the text.

Tender is the Night was pretty damn tedious, mostly for the reasons you mention. Haven’t had the opportunity to read any of the short stories yet.

Aw, I rather like F. Scott. Not that he wasn’t a huge douche, but I kinda forgive him because of his facility with words. And his depiction of Tom and Daisy as rich people who know that they will never suffer for whatever laws they break or morals they breach holds true even today.

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy – they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together and let other people clean up the mess they had made”

Or possibly Selena Gomez. The time seems ripe for her to make another terrible film decision.

I was wondering how she would handle “The Devil”.

Oh my my! Lookin like a good good time!

No, I’m laughing at you.

laughing so hard.

“I’m a Belieber/I couldn’t leabe her if I tried...”