Noooo, now everyone is going to know how cheap and comfy their undies are and they will raise their prices!

The narrative has apparantly gotten out of control. /s

We are pretty mean to Gwyneth Paltrow but somehow i think she’s gonna be ok.

In a bizarre reversal of high school roles, the guys over on deadspin are way nicer and less likely to post or espouse offensive bullshit.

On the other hand, your changing routine sounds like it burns 100 calories at least.

I do not ask for shelves. I do not ask for floor-to-ceiling partitions. In my opinion, I do not ask for very fucking much. I merely ask for hooks on the stall doors.

I would require that all bathroom stall doors have a hook. Why the hell do some businesses not arrange for hooks? Why are they always also the ones with the grossest floors?

Their hair is lank with oppression. Curls require an outlook unfettered by the knowledge that your father will eventually sell you to your husband.

Yo Hillary, I’m really happy for you, I’mma let you finish, but Bernie had one of the best campaign seasons of all time...

I’m particularly fond of the one where he gets banned from a Dave&Busters.

Biden then hurried off to wash his Trans Am shirtless in front of the white house.

It has, thanks.

I have been temping with the same company for nearly two years. I more or less run my own tiny temp-department, because I know my way around the system the best and get on with other department heads. I cannot wait for the day I get a real permanent job and peace out.

Ah. I only asked because I had similar feelings after a period of regular, intense panic attacks. A visit to a doctor and a xanax perscription helped me a lot. Even when I talk myself out of taking a pill, the knowledge that I can helps.

Hmm. Those are all pretty recent, but fairly stylized. How do you feel about older films? Truffaut’s The One Four Hundred Blows, Tati’s Mr. Hulot’s Holiday or even Lester’s Beatles films (Hard Days Night and Help) all seem like older movies you might enjoy. The first two are subtitled. Well, to the extent that Mr.…

Hmm. I don’t consider myself a cinephile, but I do watch a ton of movies. Could you maybe give us a top ten list, so we know where your tastes lie? I don’t want to just rec a bunch of movies you’ve probably already seen.

Body? Body? What body?

Is it anxiety?

Chocolat

I don’t know your particular situation, but in general I do not think you should feel any loyalty to an employer, especially one that allows offensive bullshit to be part of the work enviroment.