I’ve got to disagree with you because the person I know had to use dilators. Sometimes, being excited and using lube ain’t enough.

They are generationally rich and will continue to be so.

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

The worst part is that it seems that every time one of these truly shitty people (Scalia, Koch, Falwell Sr., etc.) passes away, they get replaced by someone equally as bad or far, far shittier

Hey Happy Birthday SparkPlug.  Hope it’s a solid weekend for you.

Wow, first Missy drops a new album and now this guy’s dead? This has been a pretty solid birthday so far.

Quick!  Throw a bucket of water on Charles!

Secret Service: .”...carry on”.

What kind of background check? As a therapist, I will tell you the only people who get diagnosis info is insurance for billing, maybe your PCP and other involved medical providers. That’s it. Where is this information going to be magically available? 

If you have the stomach for it, try going onto almost any firearms-centric message board. they are full of people with legitimate mental health issues, like PTSD, depression, and even suicidal ideation, who have access to mental health services, but won’t take advantage of it, because they are afraid “someone will…

As the fellow child of a narcissist, sometimes you have to go no-contact to maintain your sanity.

I feel your pain in having King as a representative. My representative is a hardcore BoneSpur loving far right religious nut job as well, but he does at least keep a low profile, nationally. His campaign ads feature exclusively on his Christianity and love of guns. I assume this next election will also feature lots of…

....and the chances this guy has not raped anyone are real slim

Exactly.  And all the people who didn’t have sufficient game to woo a willing mate would have been culled out of the population, resulting in a more enjoyable experience for the future generations.

Would there be any population of the world left if we did that?

Beats voters suppression and gerrymandering.

On a video conference call for work and trying really hard and failing not to smile at this.

I was watching MSNBC and one of the hosts said to the reporter there that he was “surprised Sanders didn’t do better with the kernel vote. Get it? Kernel Sanders? Colonel Sanders?”

At least Gillibrand isn’t eating vanilla ice cream, though she may as well be. ANY politician who eats a corn dog near a camera is nuts. I’m kinda sad that you didn’t include a photo of John Delaney enjoying the giant slide. Whee!

The best part about the Iowa State Fair (from an Iowa resident) is the “cast your kernel” voting system.  Folks are given a kernel to put into their preferred candidates jar.  Faux democracy at its best.