Oh, I dunno, maybe realizing before you jump into a lifelong commitment that you need to check your ego at the door, learn some understanding, and not give up on your spouse faster than it takes to grow a potted plant. But maybe that’s too much to ask for some celebrities.

Let me know if you need any more…

That was my thought.  Who cares about Miley?  What about the brokenhearted Hemsworth?  He must be consoled. 

Poor Liam.

Imagine being so self-centered that you couldn’t even handle 9 months of marriage.

I forgot. This is, wildly enough, my first time covering a celebrity split for Jezebel. Famous people usually announce their breakups on weekdays I guess?

Yeah, I think that was the point, that Miley saying that her marriage was modern and new would make Dietrich and her gang of open-marriage modernes* laugh.

She and her crap music are only famous because she has a famous father. She seems like the absolute WORST in interviews. He, on the other hand, is talented and not pretending to be sexually fluid for attention. Good decision, Liam

The woman feeling like she’s being bullied by her eyelash extensions so that she can’t open her blinds is everything!!! I’m not saying I’d want a movie about this, but a well done short would be marvelous!!!

Oh heavens no, not poop! Then someone might really have to give her shit.

A pox on all their houses.

I live there, and I can tell you that this is literally the most Manhattan Beach thing that has ever happened. A gaggle of rich entitled people with too much time on their hands. A pox on all their houses.

Also, um, kinda buried the lede there? “Bridget Carroll’s sudden death in the basement of her parents’ country home.”

Regarding this case, I hope they’re able to push it through they system quickly. 

Breezing through the comments section, I thought I read:

“[Racism is] a talking point that is always used against any Republican”

Yeah, and like, there are white women who definitely did not vote for Donald Trump, but they also already don’t need any convincing to vote for his opponent and are also the kind of white people who don’t get angry/go all “not all white people” when we talk about how so many white people voted for Trump. I realize my…

The fact that they are TERRIFIED that they no longer matter is the entire point of Donald-fucking-Trump. So yes, we need to stop arguing and cajoling and attempting to reason with these people and find ways to win in spite of them.

The confidence people have in their beliefs is not a measure of the quality of evidence but of the coherence of the story the mind has managed to construct.- Daniel Kahneman

This will never stop being infuriating to me, and because now they feel “attacked” (largest eye-roll in history) I won’t be surprised if that fucked up 53% figure will end up being even higher next year. We have to do better, but I haven’t found a solid way to reach any of these women, even in my own family. The two…

Libertarians usually say this is for civil courts, not criminal, and that revenge porn laws are anti-free-speech.