At this point, I think Tesla’s existence covers at least half of Amber’s salary at Jalopnik.

And this is automotive news how?

This wouldn’t be Jalopnik if the author hadn’t tried to make some pretty far reaching conclusions from something that’s simply explained by the Lightning being on the market a year longer.

I flew it LCY-JFK a few years ago. It was really nice, for a lot of reasons.

Or maybe, just maybe, it doesn’t have anything to do with Elon’s political views or your personal perception of the cars’ quality but is simply a reflection of the fact that a year ago there were virtually no 5 year old Teslas? I’m sure you know that high volume Model 3 production didn’t start until mid-2018, and S…

What should they use instead?

You probably missed it but during the second flight of Starship the booster (the one you think has too many small engines) did exactly the thing you claim will never work, and only failed after separation, when attempting to bring it back for landing - which only SpaceX itself has done before, with a much smaller…

Starlink is the primary communications system on the frontlines. Musk’s assistance has played a major role in Ukraine’s ability to stop the Russian offensive in the early months of the war.

I am a Ukrainian American, I drive a Tesla, I have a Solar Roof on the house, I have a good chunk of Tesla stock in my IRA, I supp…

The “rich people” angle is dumb. A weeklong charter on a cat like this is less expensive than your typical Disneyland trip, once you spread the cost across 10-12 friends who can all fit on the boat.

Pedants will tell you that you misspelled “pedants” while pendants will stay silent on your neck.

6000lbs GVWR, not curb weight. Model Y is less than 300lbs short.

The price is crazy but someone will buy it because this is the last year of the last 5er wagon in the US, and stick and ZMP make it a unique and potentially collectible car. There were just a few dozen of these sold in the country.

The engine used in the M340i LCI is the same as the initial model: B58B30O1. It won’t be changed at least until mid-2024, and may even stick around for the rest of G2x lifetime (2027-2028).

OK, I’m going to give away the biggest Mike’s Pastry secret:

The line is for tourists only.

Just walk through the door past those tourists, approach the counter, wait for one of the ladies finish packing the box for her current customer, make eye contact, place your order.

You have no idea what you’re talking about. This is not about an event six months ago. This is about a tweet just five days ago.

Why? It’s a really good car. When I bought it back in 2018, I even had the option of reselling it right away at a profit and keeping my very Jalopniky F31 M Sport. But I drove the Tesla for a week, and I could no longer see myself going back to a gas powered car. So the Tesla stayed, and the Bimmer found another…

You do need a lot of professional help.

Thank you for confirming that my initial response about your need for therapy was spot on.

That’s exactly who I’m talking about. There are several Youtubers making Tesla FSD related videos, with pretty decent monetization (judging by the numbers of views): Frenchie, AI Addict, Dirty Tesla. I’m pretty sure they get some freebies from Tesla like early access to the beta, going to Tesla presentations, things…

tl;dr. Talk to your therapist.