It was stiff, but remember Mulder is an awkward man trying to explain the issue as best as he can to a confused were-lizard. A sudden, articulate, well-thought out exposition would be out of place there.

That’s why preservatives in cosmetics can be a good thing too people. I’ve seen those little black spots appear in my balm too and found out literally just now that they’re mold. Bleccchh! Good thing I dumped it back then because it “didn’t look pretty anymore”

Problem with her solutions is, if the pageant did it behind everybody’s backs fans would be rioting about how there was a “fix” to take it away from her and no press releases from the judges or Ernst and Young would convince them otherwise. And it might have been better for her but she seems to have forgotten that Ms…

To be fair though, the letters on that card was *tiny*, and my poor bespectacled husband would have been squinting at it like a bitch too, and he's only 41. Steve Harvey is what, nearly 60?

Aw hell no Piers, Filipinos wouldn't stand for their queen sharing with someone else. They're nice as a nation but you DON'T fuck with their beauty pageants, you absolutely do not.

That’s some X-Files horror shit. Like that “Home” episode I think? Christ I can't even.

So why not just reserve and pay for a bulkhead seat from the start instead of inconveniencing another passenger and blaming Delta when you don’t get it? It’s your responsibility to secure that seat when you know you have a big dog with you.

I hate this song cause it ain’t no girl crush, more like “I’m insanely obsessed with him and I’d wear your skin to get him if I have to”

Mark you forgot the part where some guy grabbed a cop’s crotch. This is vital information to that trainwreck.

Firing him and the assistant principal only confirmed his bullied student’s fears, that there is something wrong with being gay, that being gay will get you shunned. Sadly, you can only do so much with communities who choose to be closed minded. Hope this guy and the principal get something much much better for them.

I thought Ser Alliser was going to kick up a huge fuss but yeah it’s that kid Olly who’s going to lose it isnt he?

LOL-ing so much at the Sand Snakes. For all the hype, all I can think of seeing them lined up before Doran like that is *sad trombone*. Talk about underwhelming.

I’m a shy person so I’m projecting here, but I never understood why people would very loudly make a scene in public and just assume everybody would be thrilled to listen to them.

Oh all right I’ll be “that person”. I’m a poor traveler and the sudden burst of noise would have just strained my already frayed tired nerves, and the flights I usually take are those long haul US to Asia ones. But I would absolutely be enchanted if I had the chance to watch this in say, a park or something.

I can’t be the only one screaming ROW YOU FUCKERS ROW GO GO GO

But what does she wear to work? surely not those shorts held up by paper clips?

Fuuuuccck all those people who aggressively say "well I've always done it this way and nobody ever said anything" Somebody's saying something now, stop being an entitled tool who expects rules to be the same in different fecking establishments.

Aw I love those two young ladies in your story. A lot of people have difficulty understanding the lesson that having a shouty fit isn't the way to get good service, just remembering please and thank you will usually do it. Those girls are raised well by equally well mannered parents I bet.

If those undies get washed and then donated, you know we're going to have another outraged pearl clutching article about how VS is giving women in shelters other women's cast-off panties and how dare VS do that to them instead of giving them brand new ones. VS will never win.

When I go home for vacations to the Philippines well meaning friends would tell me "let's dye your hair! let's straighten it, keratin treatments, the works! you can afford it!" I think they're concerned that I look so provincial and countrified with my plain black hair. Then I go back to my very rural, very white…