It’s like a trainwreck of orphans got hit by a meteor causing the ground to cave in and unleash the fires of hell which ignites natural gas causing an explosion that kills the whole population dying of the plague anyway. When does this awfulness stop?

Always have flip flops handy for good smacking!

Ah hell I’ll do it. As long as he lets me run a cat/bunny/hamster sanctuary and spend some of his money on a Beauty and the Beast style library.

Timtams are awesome. The package that I have says the first ingredient is sugar. It's crisp chocolatey sugary goodness and that is all I need to know.

I’m glad Sansa didn’t become queen in the North. That’s exactly what Littlefinger wanted, and he’d try to grab the North through her. Theon’s on his way to redemption, him, Yara, Tyrion, the Tyrells...Dany’s got a good team behind her. Lastly, Lady Olenna’s condescending “Ohhh...Obara” to that one Snake is gold. How…

Thank you Lady Olenna, now I can think of that eldest Sand Snake as “Barbara Sand”. Anybody notice who the other symbols on the ship sails are? Black is for Targaryen and Greyjoy, but there were greens and yellows and blue I think?

Thank you. I'm befuddled by the time flow, he hasn't seen Roslyn and his son since the wedding/birth and he's been captive for years. So the Freys would have their own Little Lord Tully by now and wouldn't need Edmure anymore. I'm wondering how long it's really been since the red wedding.

And the little lady actually travelled with her army! She FIERCE.

I think Lady Olenna agreed to leave partly because she trusts Margaery to know what she's doing. As soon as she realized Margaery wasn't some zombie zealot, she instantly listened to her advice to book it.

I thought it said in the books that yeah she likes her men too, even making her own version of moon tea for herself.

I thought it was very sweet that he knew how to talk to little girls, what with all the time he spent with Shireen. Funny that those two young people with him just blanked out on what to do next.

Love Jon and Sansa going “nu-uh, YOU talk” at each other. Love Yara being such a doting big sis. And love love so much Little Lady Lyanna. Her telling everyone to stfu with banalities was priceless. I've seen a lot of women described as fierce in this show, but by god Lyanna actually delivered on that.

Meera disappearing into the snowy night while screaming hold the door broke my heart. So much responsibility, not to mention the horror and she still has to haul her friend's body around. That was the nightmare fuel for me, not the wights per se, but having to run from them.

I’m straight but I’d happily be Yara’s salt wife if she wants. Her actress is doing a fantastic job of beinf tough, but caring and wise without being over the top.

Tormund is so THIRSTY. That goofy, cheesy ass grin he's giving Brienne won't work on a proper lady, dear sir. Also, to talk of something else, Yara is a boss and Euron is such a fucking bro. I'm glad Yara and Theon have each other. Lastly, Bran be strolling through zombies like I'm strolling through Bath and Body…

Jon lifting his baboo sister into the air was my night made and YOU cried, not me. Glad Sansa apologized too, that closure was needed so she and Jon can move on. Also, poor Osha. All that loyalty through the seasons and she gets a quick overshadowed death. Which is probably a mercy considering it's Ramsey we're…

Nah. There’s no convincing these people. They’ll twist the science into a million knots and back it up with “facts” they Googled. They'll tell you about their crystals and oils, and how you can cure a lot of stuff with some mashed up weeds. The problem here isn't a lack of education, but the mindset that the world is…

I’m legit afraid Rickon’s going to be handed over as some sort of sick reward to that Karstark sitting next to Ramsey, because that cussin’ Umber implied Karstark was some sort of pedo. Also, Olly’s dead face was the money shot we've been all waiting for. As for Lyanna, wasn't it said somewhere that she had a crush on…

Ohhh what a dad, from those socks and shoes to the blaze orange work shirt. He doesn't give a fuck and I kinda want him to be my dad so we can just sit in a corner during family functions and read books.

Dude them group walking out of the room in disappointment after Jon Snu’s supposed failed resurrection is like our office after a failed equipment repair: “Oh well let’s go get something to eat”. And Roose has one softie moment in his life and he ends up knifed in the ribs. Dummy should have known better than to let…