Mark, you really should have put up the screen shot of the tweet. His profile pic showing him in his baseball uniform, grinning with his arm around his beaming mom, looking like such a nice all-American man. Then the tweet right next to it with him calling a young girl a slut. Talk about a fraud.

My mom's 70 year old husband does. He also loves the phrase "unreal". I keep expecting him to go "groovy dude!!!" Any day now.

That startled crab shuffle is something I migt have done several times in my life.

His handler doesn't even have to guide him much, Tex goddamn KNOWS what he's doing thank you very much. He was just so excited at the end, he knows he did a good job. I absolutely lurrvee border collies!

I felt bad for thinking "wait, as in you mean she actually talked words instead of just smiling beatifically?" Then I saw everybody else had the same thought. How weird to *hear* her!

Haha you actually think that you can reason with somebody who's default reaction to not getting what they want is to start screaming and cursing. Really? I know these kinds of people, they're the ones who get mad because how dare you not read their mind? Then throw a tantrum like a baby instead of using their adult…

Ah yes, so this explains Jamie Dornan's look of inevitable doom in the press pictures. He KNEW he was just going to be a big pile of nope. My poor man.

Vaguely related: I get generous praises at work for always willing to go the extra mile, cover somebody else's shift etc etc. One time I made the mistake of mentioning to my mom that I had refused to cover for somebody else as it was a very early shift and I had a late night. Immediately I got a barrage of scandalized…

Am very sure he's one of those people who will say something offensive then howl "it's a joke, lighten up" while having a knee slapping fit of laughter. Then he will get offended when other people get offended and start grumbling about "sensitive people" and having to be always politically correct and he can't have…

Yes thank you for this Kat. Seems like everybody wants to talk about him transitioning, not so they can be supportive but just so they can have something to gawk at. My cousin is an effeminate gay male who loves makeup, curling irons, beauty pageants and evening gowns but if anybody asks him when he's going to live as…

Incredibly, truly stooopid. He was so caught up in his fantasy dreamland that he was ignoring everybody and everything telling him, hey this is a very bad idea. Including his own body. A 50 cent map would have solved a lot of his problems.

The FA could have been gentler in the way she talked, but she was absolutely right. Just a little patch of bad turbulence and that kid could have gone flying out of her mom's arms. And seat restraints are designed for one body only. They wouldn't hold her like that in a moving car, why did they think it would be OK in…

Seriously. Three different airlines, at least a dozen agents trying to help, several kinds of equipment tried and a fire department, and the headline is that the airlines told her she's too fat to fly? It looks like the airlines tried to do everything they possibly could, it's just that they're flying commercial and…

I wonder if these people even had the sophistication to use a dummy account or they were just relying on Jezebel to respectfully and delicately put their names as "Shawn G." or "Fred A." Holla people, your facebook and LinkedIn accounts are popping up on top of Google search results!

I'll just share a story of mine: My stepfather has COPD and emphysema. He couldn't get a hip replacement and surgery for his prostate cancer because of his bad lungs and heart. He's mentioned several times about how "Nobody told me smoking was bad. I wish doctors would have told me then." He only quit smoking in 2001…

Andrej is so beautiful. The little girl in me can't help but swoon that he looks just like a real-life anime character. If he was one, he'd be a magician or royalty. Gah such a beautiful facial structure.

You simply must, absolutely have to, enjoy the ones who are doing the thousand yard stare. They absolutely haz the sad.

Oh man, Romney's election HQ feed on CNN is fucking hilarious. All these people in their fancy suits and cocktail dresses just standing there with stunned looks on their faces.

Congrats to Tammy! I'm from WI, and all the ads blasting her were going on and on about how she's "too extreme" for Wisconsin, without going into actual specifics about the *why*, while all her opponent can toot about is how he's protecting gun rights from the big bad guvmint. Trying to play the stereotype, it didn't…

So the guy that I used to be dating has a girlfriend now. He's 14 years older than me, we're at different stages in life, and we had some major differences in what we want (I want kids, he doesn't.) I knew from the start that it wasn't going to work out. Still, when I found out that he's already in a relationship it…