Congratulations on a remarkable run. Millions have placed their hopes in you, and all of us, regardless of party, should hope for expanded prosperity and security during your tenure.

and that he didn’t use the word “Americans,” just “millions.”

He thinks its all special for him.

I imagine that this particular paragraph grated on Donny somewhat:

Considering he thinks everyone, from hurricane survivors to boy scouts, is coming out to rally for him, I think we can safely assume he thinks he is the sun around which Obama orbits. There are no traditions, only things he just thought up.

That is a really lovely way of saying “Don’t start the goddamn apocalypse, you fucking dummy.” Miss you, BO.

Rick Santorum just needs to choke on some Santorum.

They say that for however long you dated someone, it takes half that time to get over them. I have a feeling it’ll take much longer than four yrs to get over PRESIDENT Barack Obama

How many letters has Rick Santorum written as an imaginary president? 2000?

I just hope the adults in the room are handling the situation while the oaf is sent away to play golf or something.

Elections have major consequences.

my idiot cousin does

Looked for the Slim Pickens shot riding the bomb but this one seemed more maga-appropriate.

Nothing to add besides a Dr Strangleove gif, my terror, and I’m going to be smoking prodigious amounts of weed in the meantime.

Hey, you know what would stabilize the region? Threatening nuclear annihilation to China’s neighbor and also ending our trade agreement with South Korea.

How in the absolute FUCK does someone have the gall to ask flood victims for donations! I completely fucking hate this man.

I’m just thinking:

Wait, so that website makes up fake news stories intended to go “viral” so that in turn the fake “viral” story can be used to discredit idiots who want to believe it.