And he’s even wrong about that; no understanding of how life insurance works. My husband bought a life insurance policy 38 years ago when our first child was born. We’ve been paying premiums that long, and last year, when he turned 74, we got a letter from the insurance company. Ooops, they would no longer carry the…

Back in May he did an interview and went a bit more into detail into what he thinks insurance is with the same rough idea.

Fun fact: that boning produces these super cool eggs cases that you find emptied on the beach. They are usually referred to as either mermaid’s or devil’s purses. They are made of some crazy tough material.

So what’s everyone bitching about healthcare costs for? Hell, for $14/month, I’ll take two and still keep my iPhone!

did anyone cover that Trump thinks health insurance costs $14 a year!

There is no set/mandated/approved way to enjoy being outdoors. Anyone who tells you that you are doing it wrong are in fact themselves wrong.

You just hit the nail on the head of why he’s so popular. His supporters don’t have principles or things they believe in, they just like pissing liberals off. It’s pathetic.

Jesus Christ. Look at his stupid face. The applause for that probably made him happier than the birth of his kids.

I wonder how much longer red America can keep convincing itself that this guy isn’t ridiculous. Or that he doesn’t have dementia.

All sandwiches must be cut in half, on the diagonal. This is a law of God and Man.

semi-related: anyone else out there eat burgers upside-down? i think i was traumatized at an early age by a soggy bottom bun half giving way.

It is worth noting, however, that this diagram only applies to square sandwiches, leaving subs out in the cold. Perhaps Richt will come out with an addendum.

His sandwich eating diagram is mostly right. However, bite 3 is always the last bite of the sandwich. I eat my sandwich in this order: 1,2,4,5,3. The filet must always be the final bite of the sandwich.

Just like Back to the Future predicted President Trump, The Fifth Element predicts this guy.

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

We live in a time where society enables EVERYONE to survive to adulthood and beyond—even the “low-hanging fruit” that would have been picked off by natural selection pre-1900s.

…only if you read the ingredients. But for those of us who pray for the sweet release of death every time we invest actual whipped cream, it’s a lifesaver.