I love this twitter exchange for so many reasons.

And if you read their statement, they still gave her an exit-row seat! They moved her from 15D to 15A — because who knows, maybe the (brown) woman who sat in 15D knows the guy in 15E and they requested to sit next to each other, so the gate agent, seeing that it’s just a lateral move, shifts Coultergeist (Olbermann…

Its been a good week between this and Ann Coulter getting treated like crap on her Delta Airlines flight. Its the little things...

Seriously. Megan lost that crucial 60-110 year old demographic when she left Fox News.

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

Lush is perfect for wondering what the hell things are and why they buy it!

SO... the name is terrible, but my (female) partner might actually love this. She gets SUPER bored/uncomfortable when I want to stop in Lush, Sephora, etc. And for those who say “just leave her at home,” it’s not unheard of for us to go somewhere like J.Crew together because she needs shirts, then I insist on just…

God forbid they spend one minute participating in an activity that doesn’t specifically revolve around feeding them sexually, emotionally, or spiritually!!!

Yep. He does basically no actual work.

Is that fucking seriously his agenda for the day?

The tell for me is how they’ll describe the female main character as “petite” and make a point that under those practical clothes, she has a banging body. And also she is “petite,” which seems to mean both shorter than the author and also thin.

If they’re describing women as 5'10" 120#, that’s a dead giveaway right there.

People make fun of Kutcher but he GETS MONEY.

Oh, and I said this in another spot, but trust that Justine would be livid about the difference in narratives about a blonde white lady victim vs. a black man victim. If she had more melanin, I reckon she’d be getting called an immigrant in the first line of most of these stories.

More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.

Predictions:

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…