Starting my self-care weekend with Chinese delivery and Great British Baking Show. They’re making churros. Mister Duck is fascinated.

Wasn’t expecting an open thread, but I’ll take it.

My beautiful, local museum is opening a new exhibition tonight (painter Rafael Soriano) and they’re having music and cocktails so I’ll be there. Then tomorrow, I’m trying out a new recipe I’ve created Chicken Morocco tacos with a side of grilled pineapple. Possibly some beach kayaking Monday... Have no idea about the…

So, the man I was dating before I came to the Caribbean seems to have dropped off the face of the earth, which...fucking sucks. On the bright side, I fucking love my office, the weather is incredible, I get to travel to other islands for my internship, and the rum is SO CHEAP. And tampons are $5 US for a box!

Alison Lundergan Grimes FTW

Team Will Ferrell. Even when he’s saying something that’s not complimentary he manages to seem really nice. Also I loathe lateness.

There are times that I really struggle with living in California, but when shit like this happens and I see our representatives loudly and publicly telling this administration to fuck off, it all feels worth it.

Hanging up fake framed Time covers featuring yourself in your golf courses, though, that makes you a narcissist.

The Mississippi SOS literally to Kobach to “go jump in the Gulf of Mexico.”

I was pretty sure our state was going to be on the voter information denial list, since Washington’s been quite willing to push back against this administration, but I’m glad to see it confirmed. I wish the number was higher than 22, but that’s a pretty good response after one day.

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

There are also qualified people who wouldn’t touch that administration with a ten-foot pole.

The Trump Administration Republican Party is outstanding for how they stand for literally nothing virtuous.

if this world made any sense Huckleberry-Sanders would be managing a Cracker Barrel or at the return counter for a WalMart. She should NOT be at the White House speaking on behalf of anyone. somehow she’s there as Trump’s payback to her hillbilly daddy but the bar for abilities and basic logical communications, from a…

His pee face is actually less judgmental

You’ll be both pleased and horrified to know the Guardian agrees with you, even though U.S. mainstream media doesn’t even have the story AT ALL (in part because nearly all the CEOs are buds or at least friendquaintances of the Donald, and Reagan deregulated the media so they can be obsessed with ratings but not be as…

Trump is such a choad. That’s all I’ve got .

I found out that a guy I went to college with is one of her assistants. We were in the same major, classes and even did some group projects together. He’s the black sheep of our class and not friends with most of us on FB anymore. Anyways, I saw this picture of him during the presser today. Is it just me or does he…

I remember in 1995, when Hillary was derided for calling the vast right wing conspiracy a vast right wing conspiracy.

It’s too bad Singapore couldn’t be poorer so the visit would be more special for white tourists...