Me too! My family is in the Midwest and I’m on the west coast so all my plane fare money just goes to that. In June my brother is having another baby so there’s my summer vacation (which will be WONDERFUL but it also-would be nice to travel out of the country, it's been several years)

Wow! Did you miss the flu shot this year?

That sounds terrible :( I’m sorry and I hope you’ll be a-okay soon! I'm dealing with a weird cold or aversion to the vog here. I don't know what the shit is happening. All I know is that my face hurts -_-

It is truly adorable. I love all creatures with a snargle tooth, they really are the best, 100%

I just realized that I bought my go-to weekender bag when I was a Sophomore or Junior in high school — which was an embarrassingly long time ago* —so I’m looking for a fashionable yet durable weekend bag that’s useful for planes, trains, and automobiles...thanks!

Hi all!

IA happy worker is a productive worker. Was it here or another site I read about the study saying your brain works better after you watched animal videos ?

Emily has an adorable snargle tooth that only reveals itself when she is extremely happy and napping. It is also spring now, so she has been shedding an insane amount.

I am looking for new flats, but I walk a mile a day to get to the closest bus stop to get to work, so I am looking for shoes that are extremely…

the duel between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton

Princess Di was a beautiful and stylish woman who happened to be alive in the worst possible time to be fashionable (although I kinda dig the white suit she is wearing at the top). My mom had the same problem around the same time. I pull out pictures of her and it is very clear that the outfit is "stylish" but also…

i’m not an MD, and the only person i’ve ever known with chronic lyme was also a pretty serious drug addict so IDK what’s real or not.

That sounds ridiculously funny.

I just hope your kitty’s self-esteem is okay after this unpleasant incident! ;-)

hahahahaha organs of matrimonial necessity is my new go-to euphemism

Hello Jezzies! I’m baking for tomorrow’s Easter festivities. I’m making a vanilla cake with vanilla frosting and strawberry filling. I’m also going to try and make chocolate covered strawberries that look like carrots to decorate it. Hopefully it will work. I also bought a fancy tip for piping grass.

Good evening fair Jezzies! Since we’ve seem to have lost that awesome weekly food open thread, what did you make that you were proud of this week? Or, alternatively, what did you attempt to make but fucked up spectacularly?

so to give you an IDEA of what my what is today:

we went to an adult easter egg hunt at a winery, where, if you found the golden egg, you got a YEAR OF WINE DELIVERED TO YOUR HOUSE.

so we’re looking and looking and I see a tree stump, and i kick the loose dirt and bark and see nothing, and I walk away and TWO SECONDS…

I’m sorry things are not going well. Here is an internet hug.

I have the cutest dogs ever. That is all.