Please.

Oh god, I’m single and in my early 30s and I just realized that I AM BECOME BRIDGET JONES

IDEK! I’ll be there opening weekend. I’m sure it’s gonna be shit, but it’s my PROBLEMATIC FAVVVEEEEE

I will never be over Nagano. I firmly believe that if Michelle Kwan had not skated first in the final group, she would’ve won. The judges were clearly leaving room in those scores.

There are many different jumps in figure skating. The difference between those jumps depends on which edge you take off of and land on. For example, a Lutz requires that you take off of your back outside edge, which is what makes it such a difficult jump. Many skaters cheat by taking off of a flat or an inside edge…

I WILL NOT SUPPORT TARA LIPINSKI. KWAN FTW. I support my argument by introducing into evidence the fact that despite this loss, Kwan is still the most decorated female figure skater in history. And where is Lipinski now? She’s got her cute little seasonal fashion gigs wherein she is routinely outshone by a guy who…

Queen of the Flutz

Tara’s greatest legacy will be that she got away with incorrect edging on her jumps. She got away with it and coaches became less interested in teaching proper technique. The result is a current generation of skaters who can’t do a proper lutz and may or may not get an edge call depending on who the technical…

No! I’m such a bad cat mom!

So... We have the same brain!?!?

My cat brings me presents all the time! He gifts me his toys. Though he stands there mewing until I literally say thank you so he’s really in it for the praise high.

I’m an 80 year mystery novelist and I love it. I make it a point to watch Shakespeare adaptations, no matter how far from the source material it is.

Eh, I graduated from college 12 years ago and high school in 1998, and I enjoyed the hell out of this movie.

I liked it when it was Just One of the Guys. That one turns 31 on April 26.

It’s no where near as good as Just One of the Guys.

The I Hate Arthur Bell Nichols Club is now in session. The image of him leaning over her shoulder as she writes, reviewing and criticizing each word of her correspondence chils me. I can imagine her dutifully handning over her incoming letters for his perusal and critique as well. And she was 38! Not some…

Our local theatre is a VIP theatre where it is 19+, ‘cause they serve booze and food and stuff in seats.
We are horrendously spoiled and refuse to go to regular theatres, even if they are significantly cheaper, because teenagers are the woorrrssttttt.

finally, also can we ban teenagers from going to movie theaters after 9pm???

Don’t forget, they could hear faint music on the scans too! Several scientist and archaeologists have theories that this may be inside: