It is weird to think of people that know Maggie only from Downton Abbey, or Diana Rigg from Game of Thrones, or Judi Dench (pictured in 1960) as M.

I totally sympathize with Rebel Wilson post smooch. “Ohh....my God...where am I? I was just in a beautiful place...” Eddie Izzard dials my buttons and pushes my switches, ifyaknowottaImean.

I just exploded with jealousy. Leo IS NOT WORTHY.

There’s a double standard here, too. White musicians wear Che Guevara t-shirts so much it’s a cliche and nobody thinks it’s much more than a fashion statement, but Beyoncé puts her dancers in black berets and suddenly she’s a full-on Black Panther? It’s ridiculous.

I am currently in what I hope will be the worst of it.

She takes no prisoners.

She bites that table every morning to protest my alarm clock, which is her one true enemy.

Hello! I’m very happy to say I got a foster cat on Friday afternoon and she is so cute. I kept seeing on TV that they were full at the shelter so I decided I would get one when I got back from holiday. I got a foster because I rent my house and I’ve never had a cat before. I got a 10 year old medium hair ginger and…

Em thanks you for your love.

In my opinion, I do not believe Obama stands a snowball’s chance in hell of getting a new SC justice appointed before next January 20. This is why it’s more important than ever to vote democrat in the general - and to vote for the ACTUAL NOMINEE, whomever it is.

There are kittens running everywhere here.

So I am lying in bed suffering through a cold. Nurse Emily is on the job! How is everyone’s Saturday going?

I took myself off the market permanently several years ago and don’t regret it. I looked at what I was expected to put up with in men and decided they really weren’t worth it. Having children was much harder to give up but I don’t have the stamina for single parenthood.

Whhhaaaaatttttt

Ready to wrap and put in the mail!

Why is it when some woman is murdered or raped all of these men come from all over to leave angry comments about how terrible women are? I am at a point in my life where I am literally terrified of all of you and have stopped dating. Why would I want to date someone who hates my gender and completely dismisses any…

Here is a picture of my cat in a box. Perhaps it will help us to feel better and more able to cope with this bollocks.

I’m busy in life right now and not only am I actively not dating, I’m actively not making eye contact with strangers. I like men, I’ve dated some good men, but right now I don’t have the time, and I like being not murdered.

I just point to situations like this when people argue that men are the logical sex, whereas women are the emotional sex.

Here’s a woman being harassed at work, and she does what she is told to do, report the problem. The workplace actually does the right thing and acts on the complaint, in this case firing the harasser. So far, great story.