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So many Kindle books. So. Many.

I am in a holding pattern with a tote in my online bag at Macy’s. I’m also eagerly anticipating Bath and Body Works’ semi-annual sale.

I hot up bath and body works and Modcloth since they had 30% extra off their sales items. So you know, Candles, body spray and a cute new skirt. LIFE IS GOOD.

Oh that SUCKS. It’s awful being the chill, non-demanding one, isn’t it? We’re the ones who get backburnered evvvvvery time. :\

You’re that person on the train I always hope sits next to me ‘cause you smell so good!

I have just had Papa John’s pizza for the first time in my life (I’m 31). Why did no one ever warn me how bad this pizza is? I mean, I ate half a pizza because I hadn’t eaten in almost 12 hours and was starving, but damn, is it ever terrible pizza. :(

Here is a dose of emergency kitties.

Eeeps! Okay, yeah, that’s scary. Not gonna lie. Hope it ends up giving you some relief from back pain.

I HAVE COMPLAINTS DAMMIT

Not Jewish but solo, considering Chinese or maybe sushi tomorrow! But I don’t know if either place will be open. Santa Fe rolls up its sidewalks early and often!

Posted this as a comment to myself but then realized maybe it needs its own comment. Jews on Christmas? Where are you? movies? Chinese food? tell me your creative plans!

I am making my first Turkey tomorrow! I am really really nervous. I don’t even eat meat but everyone else wanted it... It will turn out okay, right? Is there any kind of witch craft I could do to make it turn out great?

Does anyone else struggle with it feeling like Christmas Eve rather than, say, just Thursday? I’ve got the decorations, the lights, the music, the works and yet, while it is indeed cozy and nice, it doesn’t feel like “Christmas.” Maybe this is just the cost of growing up?

I’m Christmas eve bummed.

This strategy hasn't panned out for me yet, not for lack of trying.

It may have changed her life financially but at the cost of whatever shred of humanity she ever possessed.

But it is ok cause she made money off being an asshole. #blessed

She’s an asshole.