It really does get hard to read anything when your boobs are pushed so high up as to hinder your vision, though... :)

Seriously. My grandparents fled China during the civil war that followed Japanese occupation, I get eye twitches whenever people take one side or the other so feverishly and are convinced that I’m just an ignorant idiot who doesn’t know enough.

It’s best not to talk to your co-workers about sensitive topics like this, so think of it as a blessing in disguise that they stayed silent.

It helps remove whatever traces of cleanser are left on your skin and prep the skin to absorb serum and moisturizer better.

The eggy noodles turned me off immediately.

I felt horrible this entire week. Just...miserable. I wasn’t even sure if it was the situation at work, my damn weird period, or the horrible events of this week. So your post made me realize that whenever I feel miserable like this, I crave carbs. Lo and behold, that is exactly what I have been stuffing into my face…

I spent a week in Maui by myself, even though I’m not really a beach person. Just make sure to bring the bare minimum to the beach, and whenever you do leave your belongings on the beach, try to be close to the lifeguard (if there is one) or some nice-looking tourists (like a family or an older couple who aren’t going…

This is one thing I didn’t even know about until I moved to my current state, and I didn’t think it would taste good.

Holy crap, SEND SOME TO ME! :)

Okay, this one thing that he tells me...No. Just...no. He needs to change this position if he’s going to be worthy of you.

This post is super suspicious to me...

TJ Maxx also has been selling Batiste for a good $2 less than regular Walgreens/CVS prices, so try looking there first if you have one near you.

TJ Maxx also has been selling Batiste for a good $2 less than regular Walgreens/CVS prices, so try looking there…

There’s still plenty of HobNobs around for me to steal, right? If so, I am not outraged over this... :)

I’m imagining a weird, NSFW Scrooge McDuck scenario here...

I totally cried over that one, too. Anything with parents and kids and sentimental moments, Niagara Falls...

That’s what I tell everyone to do, too. It really works. Unless I put in way too much, there’s no white left after I wake up and give my hair a quick brushing.

That’s what I tell everyone to do, too. It really works. Unless I put in way too much, there’s no white left after I…

Why is Diplo....?

Man, I need this for a full-size bed...I’d even get more desk space if I put it under my bed!

The meat tastes like nothing, too. As does the guac. Their tortilla chips, though...they were worth it. And I believe the only thing that had any salt in it. I’m not even a huge fan of salt and I just want to bring my own damn salt shaker into every Chipotle I’ve ever been in.

Not paranoia. Having actually eaten Chipotle several times, I am automatically suspicious of anyone trying to even imply that they are tasty in any way.