I need you to know that when you do a Google Image search of “freedom and stuff” this is the first result:

He should have went all the way and just got married right then. I mean, everything was already in place and you’re already an asshole. All kinds of money saved.

June Shannon—usually a big fan of pedophiles....

I adore this column! Would you consider doing an investigative feature on how the style quizzes are used to compose the bags/boxes. I feel like I get the least appropriate colors /products in my subscriptions.

Instead of tossing the bouquet, I handed it to my good friend who was getting married a few months after me, and had everyone toast her and her fiancé. She took the ribbon and little jewel pins from my bouquet and had them incorporated into her bouquet, then did the same thing I did, handed her bouquet off to her…

For the record, I never would’ve taken Jolie up on her offer to try this diet had I known the degree to which it would affect her. I’m truly sorry for what she went through, but I’m glad she was willing to share the experience—it’s painful to read but important. And I want to thank her for the unflinching honesty.

I thought this article would include recipes for weird 1960’s foods to eat while binge watching. First time I’ve been disappointed about the lack of jello encased food choices

she is beauty, grace, intelligence, everything good, personified.

I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)

Just awful news. I can’t imagine what those girls and women are going through, and have gone through.

Regarding access to abortions, from what I’ve read UNFPA can only work within the legal frameworks of the nations they service. They promote voluntary family planning though, and often deal with the outcomes of unsafe…

Now I see that my cat has been reading this, and it all is so obvious. Like when I wake up in the middle of the night to find him lording over me staring with murder in his eyes, I sometimes catch his eye quickly and (like the email) he breaks eye contact like it was an accident and leaps off the bed making a loud…

They get more terrifying with each passing day. They’ve morphed into a frightening hybrid of Joni Mitchell and the kids from The Others.

For years, I thought “Clueless” was abt Cher. Now I know, it was really abt Dionne. Dash is ruining pop culture classics for me.

i really like your mother-in-law.

My husband and I met playing World of Warcraft, so of course our topper had to be our characters.

There was a girl in my class at school exactly like that who took extra exams in subjects she had no interest in just to show how clever she was. She went to a university a lot of people from my school attended, where apparently she was famous for lots of contribution and approaching the lecturers at the end of the…

Yeah, humanity is a fucking bummer.

PLEASE make AnthroIRL like, yesterday.