This dude is apparently unaware of the Catholic Church's long-standing legacy of encouraging higher education for all. My great aunt and godmother, the daughter of Irish Catholic immigrants, was able to go to college in the 1930s thanks to a scholarship to St. John's University.

Some people just aren't texters. It's not personal towards anyone—I simply hate texting. I think it's intrusive and irritating on so many levels. As far as I'm concerned, texting is not for conversations, it's for logistics. If a text conversation goes more than three exchanges, pick up the phone and call. If you…

He's basking in the glow from all his adoring fans.

I think as long as they stay in the "Missionary Position", they are doing the Lord's work.

The train left the station at 6:00 and traveled at 87 MPH. Did I get it right?

I just really need people to quit it with this "Alpha" and "Beta" shit. THIS IS A DUMB WAY TO CATEGORIZE PEOPLE. IT'S MEANINGLESS.

I maintain that being the inside spoon in a skin-to-skin cuddling situation is the most intimate, safe, happy physical sensation one can have. Add in some neck kisses and nuzzling from the outer spoon and I'd almost opt for that over sex.

I prefer my waffles with ice cream stuffed in them.

And all the white people who've never used a tanning bed due to "no need" please raise your hands. I'll start:

Another child being more successful than me...

Shorter: De Blasio >>> Quinn

Oh, the joys of finding activewear that fits... for less than $75 a pop. The yoga pants I bought on clearance from Lands End a million years ago are finally wearing out, and they don't have them any longer. My Old Navy option doesn't fit me right and the fabric seems too thin. Junonia... nice stuff but I prefer not…

Now's as good a time as any to get a clarification made: when Tai said "Shit you guys, I've never had straight friends before!", at the risk of sounding super stupid, what exactly did she mean? Like, straight-laced? Straight as in not gay? Straight, like not stoned? Was this phrase supposed to be ambiguous to Cher and…

This scares me in the way those Harry Potter jelly beans scared me. I just couldn't try them for fear of getting vomit or snot.

Many, MANY authors use multiple pseudonyms, especially if they write in different genres. It helps keep the various "brands" separate.

Or maybe its hard for new unknown authors to get sales and established names sell much more easily regardless of gender.

At least we don't include photos with our resumes in the US.

This is what I needed this morning.

No, Fergie filed legal papers to change her name legally to FERGIE DUHAMEL - does your staff even read the articles they reference here?