She’s always come across as fun and rather charming, and I’m kind of glad the tabloids are embracing that instead of giving her so much shit like they used to do back in the day.

“If I’m shining everybody wanna shine,” and “I be drippin’ summer sauce,”

I am VERY excited about this relationship! they are both fantastic

...I know you are trying to be cute, but something deep within me needs you to know that knitters and quilters are very different people and not equate them. 

Its a Would for me and I’m not even sorry. Cute hair, nice eyes and is willing to go testify before congress for the off chance they give a fuck about helping his wife? Swoon. The only downside is his shitass friends Jonah Hill and the fucking Francos.

Yes, Boomerang is a JoJo song. I thought I was hearing it in my sleep one night, then realized my granddaughter was awake and playing it on my phone.

Your last line nailed it.  People have acted like assholes in pursuit of a much smaller piece of the pie, so if she wants to look like a unicorn farted her out, after it rode the rainbow down to earth, and act like a decent human being, I’m OK with that.

I mean, of course she can wear whatever she wants...But seeing a 5'9 15 year old dressed as a toddler is um, let’s say unusual. She says - “I see people who are my age and who are acting a lot older and who are trying to be someone or something that they’re not” But essentially that’s what she’s doing as well, just in…

Any cat’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in Catkind. And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

Hahahaha I love the Cut, but I hate these columns so much. This is wonderful Extremely Relatable Content.

People who are interested in pop culture, guessing.

I definitely had the same impression you did. The show gets better and they either get more comfortable with voicing the characters or you just get used to it.

I watched the first episode and it just felt like “Tiffany Haddish and Ali Wong reading lines.” It’s wacky, but just wasn’t very funny to me.

I was on the fence until ‘ghost cake’ and then they had me. Just the right level of off the wall and surreal. 

And the mole will be played by Amber Heard.

Sorry, no dice on Rachel Dratch. Best we can do is *checks notes* Charlize Theron with a fake mole.

I’m so sick of his schlub ass getting hot women in movies.

Can you imagine doing 55 grueling night shoots only to find out that no one can see the damn thing when it airs?

Sir, this is an Arby's.