Feels appropriate

He’s legit the most average looking man conceivable. He’s the kid who asked you out to prom and you had to find a polite way to say no, because yeah, he’s nice and all, but his favorite color is mauve and he won’t stop asking you to play DnD.

See my explanation to blackoak above. Mariska’s got a long-haul contract as executive producer. The annual figures are meaningless beside the perpetuity she’s arranged.

9.) Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - $13m

She rode the Latin wave and a completely nonsensical just-this-side-of-minstrelsy accent to mad money and a hot hubby.

Sofia’s income is clearly Head and Shoulders above the others, being a Cover Girl who drinks lots of Pepsi while watching Hulu and wearing her KMart line. (She makes more from her endorsements than from Modern Family)

the book was fabulous. i highly recommend it. not that my recommendation means anything, but if you enjoy reading, this is a good one.

The book is extraordinarily anxiety-inducing. It does a great job of communicating, in a way that isn’t done justice in the synopsis above (or in the trailer), the overwhelming temptation the characters face to avail themselves of their perfectly functioning sense of sight; the flashes of delusional belief they…

Wow, you got here fast. I was wondering when the Offended Ones would show up. Someone who is not visually impaired, who suddenly must become blindfolded, would definitely act in this manner. Seeing that her character is not blind, and the circumstances of the situation don’t warrant time to have orientation mobility…

When Martha gets out her hot glue gun, stuff gets EMBLAZONED, while the rest of the plebeians just get BEDAZZLED.

After some googling it appears that her mother has a similar hairline.

Never heard of Brother Nature (because I am an Old), but this is Reason 4,009,736 that I am glad social media wasn’t around when I was a youth. Not because I was spewing bigoted hogwash, but because there are no lasting secrets on the Internet, not even that dumb shit you did as a pre-teen. It can come back to haunt…

I see what you’re saying and I think it’s a valid question. I went to a very sheltered grade school and high school. Very white. Very privileged. I had some very terrible friends and I adopted some very terrible opinions and thought some very horrible things were hilarious. I went to college and opened my mind and…

This will read as rhetorical but it’s actually a genuine question...what age do we all agree that a person or kid is old enough to know better? I ask because I feel like as Twitter ages we’re going to see a lot of kids who were saying edgelord or just downright racist and sexist stuff on the internet in middle school…

A-MEN, sister!! Said this up higher in the thread but breastfeeding a toddler has been an amazing experience for me. There is no pressure about supply. There is no worry about whether she “getting enough.” Her not being dependent on my milk for nutrition, but still wanting to nurse for comfort, relaxation, bonding,…

Wait... people who use strollers are weirdos?

It’s interesting you mention the babies reaction to sisters, my baby is enthralled by my sister because she sounds like me and kinda looks like me. He stares at her with this freaked out amazed look like he’s trying to figure out why this woman is so much like Mommy but not Mommy.

Bobby...

PREEMPTIVELY SAYING THAT BOBBY WILL STILL BE WRITING FEATURES FOR US THANKS (ugh i don’t want u to go my bb)