And a flip phone is literally the worst phone to use for texting and calling.

Considering 3 teams in the division are likely to win 95+ games, no do not think their record would be the same. It’s simple math. If you are competing with 5 other teams rather than 4, it will be harder to win the division and make the playoffs.

The reason Astros fans hate the move is because MLB wants to create a rivalry w/ the Rangers. I was living in Houston at the time the move was made and let me tell you fans HATED it. Want to know why? Because they root for Texas teams. It’s not like Yankees/Mets fans going at it.

Wouldn’t they be in like 4th place if they were still in the NL?

Wow, he almost caught that too.

I need to get a thicker skin? Hahaha that’s funny considering your asshole puckered up over a comment about a throw in a baseball game.

Is willing to sign? WTF is this shit? I’m willing to sign for $500K. Doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.

I think a better question is how hard is it to hit a baseball. Wilson won a SB but guys like Keith Law have a hearty laugh when they are asked if he had any potential to play MLB.

It’s not my fault you don’t understand sarcasm. But hey, pat yourself of the back kiddo! You get an A for effort!

“The one thing I always appreciated about Scully or as I heard my dad liked to call him, Vin...., was that he was eloquent. Unlike that negro Randy Moss whom dared desecrate the hallowed grounds we love to call Lambeau Field by defecating on God’s own front lawn.”

Thanks man, you rock! Great story too.

Good job keeping the info away from people that are deaf or hearing impaired. I know you didn’t do it on purpose but stuff like this just pisses me off as a deaf man.

In a vacuum, sure. But in the NFL you have dipshit teams punting down 4 with 5 minutes left to play on 4th and inches when it’s on the 36 yard line. Do you see anyone doing the same thing?

If the Steelers are smart, each time they score the 1st TD, they go for 2. Sooner or later other team will score 1st and go for 2 and fail. Once that happens, the Steelers can troll and kick the extra point after a TD and be up 7-6.

He’s like that doctor on Seinfeld that called everyone “breathtaking.”

You this angry in real life? I mean seriously.

Because I’m a Yankees fan. So fuck him and that throw.

Hahaha you guys crack me up. I’m a Yankee fan and I watched live last night. Of course it was a good throw but I was pissed he was gunned down. Also, the “Not to nitpick...” was sarcasm. Sorry it didn’t come across that way.

Not to nitpick, but it wasn’t a perfect throw. It was a perfect tag by the catcher.

The funny part about that saying is that it was true. He lived on a road that was a loop. So when he gave people directions to his house, he would say “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” It didn’t matter which way they went because both lead to his house.