I don’t feel comfortable with old Baby Boomers who are one foot in the grave making uneducated decisions about the future of our environment.

Say Car Ramrod. SAY CAR RAMROD!

I’ve realized lately that life is WAAAAAAY to short to take fashion advice from anyone.

It’s not his fault. Obviously his twitter got hacked by Christopher Walken.

We call these “critical conversations” at work. Always have a 3rd party in the room or conduct it in a public place.

I’ve never been great about breaking up and so I’m curious what this type of situation requires. Can I text her? A phone call? An in-person awkward conversation?

You just described Mississippi.

That guy’s tattoos are an act of terrorism.

I don’t think the wall’s necessary because I generally get along with people of other races and nationalities. Maybe others should try to do the same, then we wouldn’t need to spend so much money on helicopters.

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Jones, on Sandy Hook and his reputation:

She should have just ripped the baby out of the womb.

Yep, that’s the joke. You found it. Congrats.

The same reason that we voted a guy into office based on banning ripping babies out of wombs after nine months.

“Congratulations,” he continued. “The healthy people are paying for the sick people.”

kids - gross

I completely understand, yes I would be shitless, but two wrongs (in the eyes of the law) do not make a right. Buy not following orders, no matter how unwarranted the orders were, and then avoiding/resisting arrest now puts them in another category. Thus, cavalry.

Don’t smoke weed before calculus classes. Everything just gets jumbled up.

Yeah, tons of fun was profiling the shit out of these guys, but it sounds like the kid took off running once the video stopped. That just gives the cops the opportunity to bring in the cavalry.