Man, Megyn Kelly is a biznatch.

That’s it, you’re out.

Yeah, if I’m at 60 and at the end of my career, I’m not taking any shit from a male cheerleader either. One hint of side eye from the ref and bitchboy should have shut the fuck up.

My experiment has succeeded.

And here we are.

Ugh, just go home. Nobody invited you here.

Seriously, go fuck yourself. On another note, you probably get paid by the hour, so get the fuck back to work.

Thanks Tim, I needed this.

Go fuck yourself.

Sucks because getting a gymnastics injury these days is comparable to attending summer football camp at Penn State.

What the fuck was the point of that segment?

None of this looks like fun to attend live to begin with.

Then Dante Fowler entered the courtroom, punched the defendant in the face, smashed his glasses, and then threw his newly purchased bottle of liquor in a nearby lake.

Yeah, he’s toast.

Made me laugh like a drunken sailor.

This is bad, right?

No, it’s not hard to be a man these days. It’s actually pretty simple.

On the same note, why does Penn State still have a football program?

Yeah, but basic damage control would be to put a hold on all suspect accounts.

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