I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!

If we have to have old white guys for president and vice, can I suggest Popovich/Hansen ‘20?

The flaw in his argument is that it’s reasonable and well articulated.

“Gimme a T!”

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Flynn looks like Bob Ross. Goddamn shame they didn’t name him Dog Ross.

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

Subtle tribute to Adebisi from Oz?

So glad he and the rest of the Eagles stiffened up and penetrated the Patriots defense so well...

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

I use at least three varieties of bean. Your sensibilities can go pound sand.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

Juuuuuuuust a bit outside

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

Deserve it or not, the idea that rape is any form of justice is perverse.