Jesus, its like talking to the old guys at work that are becoming obsolete. They just ramble on about shit.

Used to use? Shit, I still use it to crop pictures because Photos is so user unfriendly.

Thanks for showing up, Fun Police. Sorry for playing outside.

Looks like that “no exercising” thing is working well for both of them.

Yeah, I thought we were being trolled for a minute and then realized it was generally considered a pretty old show even when I was a kid.

I take blood pressure pills daily and take a picture of my pillbox on my way out the door every morning just for this reason.

I mean, this really isn’t public speaking, right?

I betcha he won’t have any more problems with the mouthy residents of Trellis at the Lakes.

Or you could just go to the bathroom like an adult. Either way.

Homeboy needs to stop worrying about everyone else and concentrate on avoiding trees.

Its a well known fact that transgender people sack bathrooms like Vikings. No one is safe when they’re around.

Texas governor be all like

I’m extremely disappointed that this wasn’t caused by a King Hippo-style punch to the gut.

I feel like this post should have been a video narrated by this guy:

Should do better since that bag of sand DeSean Jackson is gone. Man that guy was holding Kurt back.

Uh, kinja?

Do the French play different video games than us? I only recognize like 2 of these. .

That aisle girl’s face is how I’ve felt for close to a year.

This is her version of “do you know who I am?”