I wasn’t until I started making my own. Every restaurant you go to uses iceberg lettuce that was shot out of a cannon and day-old leftover toppings from Subway.

and sandwiches with grilled, not fried, chicken.

Our president goes around the world declaring thumb wars.

Nope, Obama took my coal mining job away so now I sit home on Medicare smoking synthetic weed and voting online.

This guy is shapes.

Yeah, they can hire some of the fat cows that get into the pool at Everbank Field.

Lock him up and throw away the key lime pie.

CKaep be all like

I don’t even know what the original one was about, much less this one. Thought the guy on the right was on SVU or something.

I’m glad that none of the flight attendants questioned the situation. We’re encyclopedia Britannicas of TSA regulations all day when it comes to strollers and ipads, but when there’s an actual problem involving stacking humans into seats, suddenly we’re all out to fucking lunch.

His disqualification was a tragedy.

Maybe if you won some matches you’d have more than a bunch of loonies in your wallet.

Sling Blade then left Auschwitz in search of some french-fried taters. mmmhmm.

Even Hitler didn’t use his camera at the Auschwitz Museum.

“Run for governor, and you can have a residence there.”

He needs to buy a Homer Simpson mumu or something. I’m tired of seeing his gunt.

I like how everyone that’s in charge of our healthcare is like 300 lbs.

A little more bat-shit crazy than usual.

Watched low rated @Morning_Joe for first time in long time. FAKE NEWS. He called me to stop a National Enquirer article. I said no! Bad show