I’ve done my portion of asshole things to chicks in my day, but I feel really bad for that lady. I don’t even watch their program, but man, holy shit.

Fake news - He eats nothing remotely as healthy as Cheerios.

His baby-mama gonna get pretty fucked up after the fight, too.

...he was talked off the ledge by a producer he met while working on a reality show.

When did they make a 2nd Fast and the Furious?

Iced coffee is for wankers.

What did you say? I was looking at some sweet ass alien tittays.

My human employees won’t even bring each other water.

He needs to sell that trophy and buy a shirt that fits.

Pissed my romper, brah!

Dear kid at the bowling alley that runs the SFII arcade game using only E Honda sumo headbutts: fuck you.

Looks like a bunch of kidnapping victims.

I feel the same way about their songs.

His tailor is the real American ISIS.

He forgot the “Questions/Comments?” slide at the end of his presentation. -5pts

I get the same bitchness from an unqualified manager I have to work with periodically. Fucking repeats everything over and over like I’m going to change my mind through osmosis. “I’m not going to argue with you” and then proceeds to argue with me.

Shoulda just saved the money and gone to Italy for a month.

I felt really bad when her husband Rene died.