Get off the phone and get to work, asshole.

tl;dr

Yeah, but how she looks is going to effect people’s reactions to her running around asking for hugs.

That’s how. Argument complete.

I don’t think it has anything to do with gender at all. Its because these days she, you know, looks fucking dirty and weird.

Who the hell is Megyn Kelly?

Seriously.

Genius. Fish in a barrel, my friend.

...these important facts for the country to know are virtually the only facts that have not leaked during the long course of these events.

Thank you Mr. Comey, now get off my lawn.

Every time I hear about McCain, I remember this shit:

Use your witcher senses to follow the scent of the criminals.

That’s the face they make when you grab ‘em by the pussy.

He’s just showing off for Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife.

Um, excuse me, men are not allowed to write about this movie.

Seriously tho, I was pretty disappointed after that main game punch in the gut.

Is it just me or are we ready for Baby Boomers to kick the bucket and leave us the fuck alone?

Houston’s a shithole. Fix your fucking roads.

• Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes (pictured)