But he’ll still be breathing, which I consider a problem.

Try harder.

Topher also didn’t blind a man in a hate crime, like Wahlberg.

Topher isn’t headlining blockbusters well into his 40s.

Wipe the jizz of your chin.

You’re a walking corpse.

Your father should have strangled you to death.

Go play in traffic, you fucking failure.

Kill yourself, you ugly fuck.

ICE agents should be shot on sight.

You’re so dumb it’s beyond comprehension. Hoo, boy, go run into traffic.

If God were merciful, She would introduce you to the front end of a fast-moving car, you fucking dipshit.

You’re an abject failure of a human being. Truly a waste of oxygen.

KILL YOURSELF

Your mother should have plummeted to her death the moment you were conceived, you fucking mongrel.

We get it. You’re as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside.

Run a blade across your forearm, you fucking failure.

THANK YOU! Wahlberg is the walking monument to white male mediocrity. More talented and more attractive men deserve his inexplicable career.

Eww.

Emile Hirsch should be fucking screamed out of every public space.

Or choked until he blacks out. Either works.

Consider suicide