yay

I’d fuck him.

Calm down.

Sweetie, we get it. You’re old. You seem insistent on announcing how old you are. Congratulations. Move along now.

Your mother should have aborted you.

Old famous rich guys - who are so out of touch with the common person and have been for decades on account of the fame and wealth - should politely shut the fuck up about topics like this.

Calm down

Holy shit, that’s some important context.

Ugh, that’s almost TOO probable. I hope we’re not just watching a bunch of dirtbags in hell all season.

Hot.

China has a big pull these days.

I wonder how long Jack will continue to suck the dick of the alt-right.

*shudders*

Looks interesting.

Asylum was the best season.

I’m genuinely hoping that Jessica Biel pops up as Cora before the end of the season, just to get a glimpse of how her progress is coming along. Since Harry seems to be spiraling under whatever thrall Mosswood has over him, it might be good to see the actual “work” he needs to be focused on, by getting to see a…

Murder BOARD! Murder BOARD!

Based on what?

*Scream Queens lol

Season one was at least ludicrous enough to be fun, but hoo, boy, was the second season a waste. Jamie Lee Curtis had no reason to put in as much effort as she did.