Kill yourself.

He’s back in the sequel. Death is a phase in comic book stories.

A literal hot take. Congrats?

Your mother should have aborted you.

?

Do you genuinely think he was asked to strip down to his underwear when he was screen testing?

After all this feedback, are you going to move forward in life, acting like less of a dipshit?

Calls me regressive and then uses a pejorative for a woman’s vagina.

Classy.

You sound like a dipshit.

I suppose we all have our differences.

Then simply kill yourself and spare us from your dumbshittery.

Christ knows everyone in your personal life has been practically begging for you to hurry up and do it.

Seriously, I hope somebody fucking stabs you to death.

Yikes.

I would like for you to consider shutting the fuck up for once.

At least consider it.

Your mother should have scraped you out with a wire hanger.

“but what about the MEN?”

Dude, you’re fucking ridiculous.

I think Skyfall was the most egregious. The Bond girl admits to Bond that she was sexually abused.

... So he walks naked in on her while she’s showering and proceeds to fuck her. It was bonkers.

Redlettermedia is just a pair of drunk middle-aged men. SPOILER ALERT: the people creating Star Trek and Star Wars DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. You are TOO OLD for the demographic.

The “core audience” are kids born in the 2000's. You DON’T MATTER.

Actually, Discovery is great.

It turns out that you’re just old. Sorry to break it to you.

You’re a fucking idiot.

I genuinely can’t tell if this is satire or not.