If God were merciful, She would introduce you to the front end of a fast-moving car, you fucking dipshit.

You’re an abject failure of a human being. Truly a waste of oxygen.

We get it. You’re as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside.

Run a blade across your forearm, you fucking failure.

THANK YOU! Wahlberg is the walking monument to white male mediocrity. More talented and more attractive men deserve his inexplicable career.

Eww.

Emile Hirsch should be fucking screamed out of every public space.

Or choked until he blacks out. Either works.

Kill yourself.

Your mother should have aborted you.

?

Do you genuinely think he was asked to strip down to his underwear when he was screen testing?

After all this feedback, are you going to move forward in life, acting like less of a dipshit?

Calls me regressive and then uses a pejorative for a woman’s vagina.

Classy.

You sound like a dipshit.

I suppose we all have our differences.

Then simply kill yourself and spare us from your dumbshittery.

Christ knows everyone in your personal life has been practically begging for you to hurry up and do it.

Yikes.

I would like for you to consider shutting the fuck up for once.

At least consider it.

Your mother should have scraped you out with a wire hanger.

“but what about the MEN?”

Dude, you’re fucking ridiculous.

I think Skyfall was the most egregious. The Bond girl admits to Bond that she was sexually abused.

... So he walks naked in on her while she’s showering and proceeds to fuck her. It was bonkers.

Redlettermedia is just a pair of drunk middle-aged men. SPOILER ALERT: the people creating Star Trek and Star Wars DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. You are TOO OLD for the demographic.

The “core audience” are kids born in the 2000's. You DON’T MATTER.