Actually, Discovery is great.

It turns out that you’re just old. Sorry to break it to you.

You’re a fucking idiot.

I genuinely can’t tell if this is satire or not.

Kill yourself.

Bourne gets turned into a TV show just as the Shooter TV show is canceled. 

SERIOUSLY

Cool. We won’t miss you.

Are newswires just headlines now?

Hydrox is a weird name for a cookie. It sounds like a cleaning solution.

I’ll never understand Wahlberg’s appeal.

Ditto Tiffany and the boy they let live in the White House attic.

Hmm, I wonder how many MAGA folks were denied entry.

How exactly do conservatives think this country would work without immigrants, from restaurants to farming, etc.?

Carrie Coon is a gift.

You, of course, being the professional in all things “dumber and dumber.”

“crumby liberal”

Eat shit, conservative trash.

Clutch your pearl harder.

Against you, specifically?

Sure.

“You people”

Kindly go fuck yourself.

All of this is good. May the MAGA folks get their faces smashed in.