It drives me mad that, after marriage, both Jennifer Garner and Angelina Jolie paused their careers to go home and raise their kids, while Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt proceeded to career high-points.

Kids aren’t worth it.

nope

Trump calling literally anyone else a “whiny punk bitch” has shattered every pot and kettle throughout the country.

I grew up on the Puppet Master movies which, while mostly terrible, were certainly interesting. It’s a shame to hear that the puppets have lost all personality.

That was intentionally misunderstood, as a way to undermine Wolf.

That’s pretty rich coming from a known racist like yourself.

You can’t tell me that another item on your list isn’t aggrieved racists who saw in Trump the polar opposite of Obama.

Aaron’s whole run has been gold, but Jane-As-Thor was a highlight.

My big takeaway from your concerns is that you, personally, have an entire family that hates you, so this story might be hitting a nerve.

Unironically hoping that ABC finds a way to get Jennifer Garner back in her wigs for an Alias revival.

fuck

K.

Welp, Stephen Miller is a vile piece of shit. May his every personal interaction unnerve and upset him.

Whataboutism spotted in the wild.

Driving Mr. Daisy

Spock FUCKS.

Guy objects to putting kids in cages, and you think that makes him an asshole?

He’s hotter than Quinto.

That’s... something.

Hey, work is work

I still can’t believe Taylor Schilling (Orange Is The New Black) was the lead in the first movie.