British petrol pumps are always COVERED in fuel... I don’t think I could put my face anywhere near it.

Hehehe... ‘shaft’

Headline: 200mph
Content: 194mph

MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP.

Alfa SZ

That’s an Alfa SZ

I’ve waited all my life for a game where I - as a giant white mouse - can slide around on greasy Eastern-Bloc roads in a Skoda whilst being chased by Bananas In Pyjamas in a Dacia.

That Saturn is amazing. It’s a mk1 Vectra (UK) or Vectra B (Europe) with the kind of Bubba-Gump face only Helen Keller could love.

You could get it with a 200bhp v6 as well. Oh mama...

If I lived in the states I’d sleeper the hell out of a Saturn with a Saab engine swap (“Bolts straight in dontchaknow?”) - 450bhp on…

Jaguars are for proles and betting shop proprietors. Gentlemen drive Daimlers.

We have a Dauphin up here.

The tides aren’t that high. Only very small local boats would ever go near the causeway - everything goes around the opposite side of the island, in the deeper waters of the North Sea.

The fast-approaching tide is due to the very flat nature of the land it is covering - it comes in at about 5-6mph, easily fast enough to cover the causeway despite it looking clear when on land.

This is close to me (could drive there in about 15-20 mins).

It’s Lindisfarne by the way ;)

Unfortunately, this happens several times a year, resulting in the RNLI wasting precious money and resources on them. Times for the tides are listed VERY clearly at both ends of the causeway but some people either think they’re…

The Volvo: Front tyres
The MG: Harsh language
The Rover: Threats of immolation.

I’ve seen at least a dozen adders this summer (North Northumberland / the borders). They’re easily spotted sunning themselves in the morning.

The Blackadder and Whiteadder are rivers up here ;)

I dunno, I used to date a girl from Newport...

Wales has adders though; they give a nasty nip. As can Segestria spiders.

Edit: Checked Friday’s route - too north and west for Segestria.

It’s RHD and says ‘Vauxhall’ on the bonnet - it’s a mk2 Astra not a Kadett E :)

I saw this go up the hill a few times at Retro Rides Gathering a few weeks back (check out the event - you’ll like it).

I was in my English Racing Beige/Silver diesel wagon as well ;)

En route:

Of all the things I expected to see online today, a Kammback Lexus was pretty low on the list.

Also, he would probably have salvage retention on the car; if you settle with the insurer for a value claim, you keep the car but it will be ‘tainted’ by the write off.

And can I be un-greyed please? Been posting for ages :/