Curt Schilling’s Senate campaign has begun. Finally, the hot take memes have become real.

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

If Clinton-Trump ever get to the point, someone just kill us all.

41% of republican voters think that the election will be stolen from Trump. They’re not going to accept a Clinton win unless Trump concedes, and I honestly think he’d prefer a civil war.

This kind of rhetoric has repercussions that are already starting to be felt. The idea that the election is rigged by Clinton and the media bias has led to many in my neighborhood to be concerned about voter fraud. Some in the GOP are encouraging voters to keep an eye on the polls, leading many voters to feel paranoid…

I’m getting so stressed out because what is the solution to this? Conspiracy theories like this are protected under free speech but at some point it has to escalate into yelling “fire!” in a crowded theater territory, doesn’t it? But how would any form of attempting to remove these people from the public eye do…

The GOP is finding that all those years of tolerating Jones and his stupid conspiracy theories have resulted in a Republican base that takes him seriously. It sucks for them because he’s helped nominate a candidate who is basically unelectable. But it sucks for the rest of us because we have to live in a country where…

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

Ashley, thank you.

If I were a Cubs fan I would have broken out the rosary to get Dusty in the NLCS. He has no imagination and he scares way too easily. Why he took out Scherzer tonight when he did will get brushed under the rug but that was a bigger mistake than whatever the fuck Werth was doing trying to score (did the 3rd base…

As a Cubs fan, thank you Dodgers. Thank you with all my heart. I don’t know if the Cubs will win the NLCS but now I know they will not lose it to Dusty fucking Baker. Praise jesus. I would have given up on baseball completely.

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

It’s even harder to believe that people still want to vote for him (cough cough dad cough cough).

Reporter: Tom, has Donald ever touched you inappropriately?

If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men starring white men in brown face.